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WHAT WAS I THINKING?????


Everybody knows who Tiger Woods is and now, what he is. What would make a person do this? Here's a brief glimpse into his world, or what used to be his world.

Coming Home to An Average So-So-Wife Like This.







Coming Home as a Dad to Deal with/Enjoy His Family







Having to Dwell in Something Like This







Neighbors: Celine Dion, Nick Price, Greg Norman





Having Just a Few Friends





The Woods House a Few Years Ago

Wrong Number



Friends Behind the Scenes






Rachel Uchitel, a 34 year old woman who lives in New York City.

She is the first woman who is connected with Tiger Woods in the scandal.

She is a NYC club hostess and a formal Las Vegas VIP host.








Jamie Grubbs is a Tool Academy contestant and cocktail waitress.

She is 24 years old.

Jamie Grubbs had a 31 month long affair with Tiger Woods.

She said to the media that she didn’t know Tiger Woods was married.
















Kalika Moquin is a 27 year old woman who is a Club manager.


















Jamie Jungers is the 4th Tiger Wood mistress.

She is a very cute lingerie model from Vegas.

Jamie Jungers has stepped forward with her story of sleeping with Tiger Woods.











Mindy Lawton is the 5th woman who is a mistress of Wood.

She is a trailer park waitress from Orlando.

She had an affair with Tiger Woods when his wife was pregnant.







Cori Rist was a model.

She met Tiger Woods last year at the Manhattan Club.

She was married to Neil Santos.

They divorced in 2008 after six years of marriage.











Holly Sampson, 36, met tiger at his bachelor party where they had sex.

She is a former porn star.















Joslyn James is the 8th mistress of Tiger Woods.

She is currently a porn star.


















Lordedana Jolie is thought to be Tiger Wood’s favorite girl.

Tiger went out with Lordedana Jolie 4-5 times and paid $15,000 for her.











The Voice Mail Heard Round the World





“Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. You got to do this for me. Huge Quickly. Bye.”

And Now, the Text Message Surfaces



Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you.

Tiger: We will make it happen.

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger: I need you Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together


Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity


The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”


So, Here's Where We Are Today

Tiger Woods Plates











Next time you're on the course, carry these along with your tees and balls.

They are the real deal and work like all others.

Who knows, it may help you score a whole-in 1, 2 or 3.























Play the
Tiger Wood's Game.
















Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry.

Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika, the world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.




Warning.....Tiger Shark Spotted









Another New Sponsor














Tiger's New Sponsor
















This Year's Christmas Card from the Woods



Tiger the HoMan





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