Having entered The Barack Obama Collection, you are certifying that you are at least 18 years of age and have registered either Independent or Republican.
This collection is growing rapidly as those disagreeing with President Obama and his vision for America fill my email inbox daily with material for this collection.
As any American knows, we place our right hand over our heart when we recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
And for anyone who thinks this may be a "mirror-image" picture, please note the wedding rings on the ring fingers of their LEFT HANDS and the RIGHT side of the "Messiah's" suit coat where the buttons are.
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
Money You Could Have Saved if Obama Had Not Been Elected
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
Obama Bullshit Bingo
Rules for Obama Bullshit Bingo…at least it will keep you awake!
1. Before Barack Obama's next televised speech, print out your "Bullshit Bingo" card.
2. Check off the appropriate blocks when you hear him say/read one of those words/phrases from his teleprompter.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Obama Bullshit Bingo Card
Picture from a parade in Berlin. Looks like Hillary behind Obama, holding onto his Stimulus Package.
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