The Barack Obama Collection

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This collection is growing rapidly as those disagreeing with President Obama and his vision for America fill my email inbox daily with material for this collection.

As any American knows, we place our right hand over our heart when we recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
And for anyone who thinks this may be a "mirror-image" picture, please note the wedding rings on the ring fingers of their LEFT HANDS and the RIGHT side of the "Messiah's" suit coat where the buttons are.

Body Language says it all,

"This is for you America."

How Obama Became Narcissistic

20 Little-Known Stories About Obama's Life

Click the link provided to read the full article.

1. Arrogance to his biographer.

2. Obama's liberal mother created his giant ego.

3. Barry's father expected women to obey.

4. Barry's early life of privilege.

5. Obama was obsessed with Malcolm X.

6. Early signs of vanity.

7. Womanizer.

8. Coke snorting B- student.

9. Birds of a Feather.

10. Barry calls another black an Uncle Tom.

11. Why Barry changed his name.

12. Promise unfulfilled.

13. Obama dislikes business; finds capitalism cold.

14. Michelle dumps on men.

15. Dreams of my Father.

16. Hyde Park Mafia's "Obama project".

17. Obama's arrogance alienates the African American community.

18. The Godfather Emil Jones adopts Obama.

19. Emil Jones creates Obama's resume.

20. Obama's passion for Big Government.

How Obama Became Narcissistic

Who's In Your Wallet?

President Obama sure does supply the political cartoonists tons of ideas for them to capture and develop into a political statement.

You can view many of these great cartoons by
clicking Obama Cartoons.

President Obama can find himself on signs everywhere: on cars, posters, churches, business establishments, etc.

You can view many of these signs by
clicking Obama Signs.

"I Have Lots of Great Friends."


(reprinted from:

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.

V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

Obama Watches the SuperBowl

Teleprompter Malfunction at Home

Many fascinating pictures of Barack Obama can be viewed at
Azrainman's Photostream.

In the washroom in the airport I saw this handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers:

"Please push button and listen for a short message from the President!"

There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of fresh stink to give you that true Obama presence!!!!

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president,then we also had
Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ...

Now we have Obama ...
no hope and no cash!!

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled,

"How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,

"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,

"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,

"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, Allah appeared. Obama wept and said,

"This is not what you promised me."

Allah replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.

What did you think I said?".....

"You really need to listen to me boy when I'm trying to tell you something!"

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

Click here to read the full Obama article.

Funny Pictures of Obama continue to be taken every time he steps out of the Oval Office.

You can view many of them by
clicking Funny Barack Obama Pictures.

President Obama sure does supply the political cartoonists tons of ideas for them to capture and develop into a political statement.

You can view many of these great cartoons by
clicking Obama Cartoons.

President Barack Obama can multi-task like no President America has ever seen.

His talents are not limited to the political arena.

As you will see he has excelled in several areas.

You can view President Obama receiving many of his coveted awards by
clicking Obama Awards.

A person who is in the nation's spotlight will be the source for many jokes. Barack Obama is not immune.

As long as he remains the President, the Joke Factory will

always be in business.....never needing any Stimulus Dollars. You can find right many Obama Jokes by
clicking Obama Jokes.

Obama Bumperstickers doesn't even reflect the tip of the iceberg regarding America's opinion of how the country is being run.

These bumperstickers leave no doubt as to how the driver really feels about our 44th President.

Pick one out that's perfect for your car by
clicking Obama Bumperstickers.

I have a fairly new friend who contributes to the content of this site.

Her area of expertise seems to be in finding all types of "Obama Funnies".

Enjoy many Obama funnies by
clicking Joanie's Page.

Obama Gag Gifts is a compilation of some great gag gifts that poke fun at the President.

Here you can get an Obama Wineholder for your desk or bar, a life-size cardboard standup, some Obama Funny Money or even some items for the bathroom.

Your favorite Democratic friend will light up and be your best friend for life if you'll get some of these gags for him.

View them by
clicking Obama Gag Gifts.

The 2010 Healthcare Pin

Money You Could Have Saved if Obama Had Not Been Elected

This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

Obama Bullshit Bingo

Rules for Obama Bullshit Bingo…at least it will keep you awake!

1. Before Barack Obama's next televised speech, print out your "Bullshit Bingo" card.

2. Check off the appropriate blocks when you hear him say/read one of those words/phrases from his teleprompter.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Obama Bullshit Bingo Card

Picture from a parade in Berlin. Looks like Hillary behind Obama, holding onto his Stimulus Package.

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