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Thanksgiving Humor
Thanksgiving Humor helps us focus on the lighter side of Thanksgiving Day as we spend that day with the ones we love. Thanksgiving Jokes Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..." It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to replicate the tradition, she prepared a turkey dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
"Why... did it taste funny?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!" Here's a ton of Thanksgiving Jokes. Thanksgiving Cartoons  For some pretty good cartoons, view: Thanksgiving Pictures  You're sure to enjoy these: Thanksgiving Videos Thanksgiving Videos Thanksgiving Trivia Questions What food do we never eat at Thanksgiving that the Pilgrims enjoyed on the first celebration? Codfish. The original thanksgiving lasted how long? 3 days. Not everyone sailing on the Mayflower was coming to the New World to settle. What was the purpose of the others? To bring back furs, lumber and other things. They were sponsored by English businessmen. View the entire collection of questions by visiting: Funny Thanksgiving Poems A Turkey Speaks I have never understood why anyone would roast the turkey and shuck the clams and crisp the croutons and shell the peas and candy the sweets and compote the cranberries and bake the pies and clear the table and wash the dishes and fall into bed when they could sit back and enjoy a hamburger. Peruse the entire collection of poems by visiting: |
