Thanksgiving Humor

Thanksgiving Humor helps us focus on the lighter side of Thanksgiving Day as we spend that day with the ones we love.

Maybe you have to think this way just to survive the special day.

I can relate to the Mom in the cartoon who is stuffing her bird with prozac to ensure their 4th Thursday in November will be a "Happy" one for all.

"Turkey" just isn't a bird anymore.

Thanksgiving Jokes

Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"

"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"

"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to replicate the tradition, she prepared a turkey dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Why... did it taste funny?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

Here's a ton of Thanksgiving Jokes.

Thanksgiving Cartoons

For some pretty good cartoons, view:
Thanksgiving Cartoons

Thanksgiving Pictures

You're sure to enjoy these:
Thanksgiving Pictures

Thanksgiving Videos

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Thanksgiving Videos

Thanksgiving Trivia Questions

What food do we never eat at Thanksgiving that the Pilgrims enjoyed on the first celebration?


The original thanksgiving lasted how long?

3 days.

Not everyone sailing on the Mayflower was coming to the New World to settle. What was the purpose of the others?

To bring back furs, lumber and other things. They were sponsored by English businessmen.

View the entire collection of questions by visiting:
Thanksgiving Trivia Questions

Funny Thanksgiving Poems

A Turkey Speaks

I have never understood

why anyone would

roast the turkey

and shuck the clams

and crisp the croutons

and shell the peas

and candy the sweets

and compote the cranberries

and bake the pies

and clear the table

and wash the dishes

and fall into bed

when they could sit back

and enjoy a hamburger.

Peruse the entire collection of poems by visiting:
Funny Thanksgiving Poems