Sayings Describing Ugly

This page beats around the bush somewhat with its sayings describing ugly. We've all heard these....maybe even used some of them for our friends of choice.

If the truth is known, WE may have had these used to describe US!

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The sayings used to describe ugly were made for some of these people.

Bless her heart, she can’t help being ugly, but she could’ve stayed home.
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Enough wrinkles to hold an eight day rain.
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He could eat corn through a picket fence.
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He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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He looks like something the dog’s been keepin’ him under the porch.
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He is so ugly that my mother had to tie pork chops to his ears so the dog would play with him.
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He’s uglier than the east end of a horse headed west.
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If I had a dog as ugly as him, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
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She’s so ugly she’d knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
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She’s so ugly she’d knock a dog off a meat truck.
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She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
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Somebody beat him with the ugly stick.
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That baby is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his Mama.
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That girl is uglier-n-homemade soap.
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Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.
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When God handed out brains, he was standing behind the door.
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