Musician Jokes

Musician Jokes poke fun at anyone or everyone who claims to be a musician. No groups will be left out of this joke fest.

Musicians are a particular breed. Who do you know that would practice 5-8 hours a day to do their job....then go do their job.

Certain groups of musicians seem to have similar personality quirks and competing egos. These jokes will more than point those folks out.

Enjoy these jokes. You can give them to someone you know...guaranteed.

What makes a great musician? ..... great ears, great sense of time, virtuosic technique, great chops, great execution.....

See if this fellow fits the bill of a great musician.


If you laugh at these jokes you're certain to roar at these
Funny Musician Videos






Conductor Jokes


It all starts with these guys.

Whoever would have thought that so much power would be loaded into a little, sharpened stick?

Kick off the musician roast by roasting the guy out in front of the group.

Here's a ton of Conductor Jokes.

Drummer Jokes


Do you know a drummer personally?

They are "something else." I've overheard drummers telling other drummers hilarious drummer jokes.

And I thought you might use these to rib somebody. To get some real entertainment, view Drummer Jokes.

Trumpet Jokes


Trumpet Players are alot of fun.....usually. I should know, I am One.

You may only have 2 personality types to pick from when recruiting friends who are trumpet players. Behind Door #1 is a fun-loving, nice person. Door #2 houses a jerk.

View the collection of Trumpet Jokes to get one over on your favorite trumpet friends

Tuba Jokes


Tuba Jokes fall right in line with the insults thrown at the rest of the brass family.

These might be a little softer and less brutal than the trumpet Jokes.

Decide for yourself and share these with your students and colleagues.

View the collection of Tuba Jokes.

Piano Jokes


Piano players always have to be on guard.

Right out of the blue someone will introduce them as the penist.

These jokes will reveal alot about the person who has practiced forever to master this art of playing the piano.

Jump into the pool of these jokes by viewing the collection of Piano Jokes.

Accordion Jokes


Most of the accordion players I've known have been nice folks, with deep humility.

Still...there's something about hauling that box around your neck and producing sounds that results in jokes.

See what I mean by reading some of these Accordion Jokes.

Guitar Jokes


I know and love many guitar players.

They rank right at the top of my list with Trumpet Players.

Get some ammunition to rib your favorite guitar player by visiting:
Guitar Jokes.

Sax Jokes


The Saxophone.....easiest instrument to learn to play?

I've always heard the only thing worse than having a sax player was 2 sax players.

See what all the fuss is over by reading some of these Sax Jokes.

Vocalist Jokes


Remember, it's not over till the "Fat Lady" sings.

Be on the lookout for this lady....she's it....she howls, it's over.

Honor your favorite singer with some of these Vocalist Jokes.

Bagpipe Jokes


Bagpipes.....one of the most difficult instruments to learn to play?

Ices the cake at many funerals.

Get a sense of the players nature and the difficulty level of this instrument by reading some of these Bagpipe Jokes.

Violin Jokes


The violin.....the most difficult instrument to master.

The violinist.....the most difficult person to figure out.

You may begin your journey right here in understanding them better, by reading some great Violin Jokes.

Cello Jokes


The cello.....another stringed instrument very difficult to master

The cellist.....conditioned their entire life by having to learn and master the cello.

Enjoy reading or using some of these jokes by going to
Cello Jokes.

Organ Jokes


The organ.....one of the most difficult instruments to master.

The organist.....one of the most difficult persons in the musical world to understand.

You can get a thorough dose of what they're like by reading some great
Organ Jokes.

Harp Jokes


The harp.....gets you in shape to deal with aging parents. Both are unforgiving and difficult to get in and out of cars.

Get a bird's eye view of the world of the harpist by reading some great
Harp Jokes.

Banjo Jokes


The banjo is the engine that drives pickin' and grinin'.

The players operate the throttle.

Put yourself right in there with all banjo players by reading some great
Banjo Jokes.

Clarinet Jokes


The clarinet sets the tone for moonlight serenades and certain swing tunes.

Provided that it doesn't squeak!

These genre jokes are kinda rare. So get as many as you can by visiting
Clarinet Jokes.

Oboe Jokes


The oboist must have an enormous amount of patience and perseverance.

The amount of back pressure to the head is unlike any other instrument.

After many years it begins showing.

Have some fun with your favorite oboe player by gathering some material from
Oboe Jokes.

Bassoon Jokes


The bassoonist has more working against him than the normal musician.

People throw words like babboon and buffoon their way.

And to make matters worse, this instrument carries the orchestral designation of faggott.

So feast on some basson jokes by heading over to
Bassoon Jokes.



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