One Chinese Doctor's Advice Could Extend Your Life:
"When you can't lose weight you may as well laugh about it, while you keep trying".
Use your own judgment if and when you'll be taking any of these ideas seriously.
Funny Medical Advice.
Funny Medical Terms
Take these seriously. Slang terms are used by doctors and their assistants not only to diagnose and describe your medical condition but to profile you as well.
Aggressive Euthanasia -- A procedure that obnoxious patients would benefit from.
Gorillacillin -- Very powerful antibiotic.
NOCTOR-- Nurse that has done a 6 week training course and acts like s/he's a Doctor
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Funny Doctor Jokes
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
"Big breaths," I instructed.
"Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
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An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."
"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"
The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."
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