Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes may be the oldest form of joke. They are so popular because anyone can tell the joke and never screw it up.

Almost anyoone can tell a knock knock joke and not mess it up.

Kids love them and begin their joke telling careers with them.

They're kinda stupid so you don't have to share that part of the deal. Here's a sampling for your upcoming program.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Honey Bee
Honey Bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House
House who?
House it going?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie my shoe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry Who?
Harry Up and open this door

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(sing) Sam and Janet evening..

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
One shoe
One shoe who?
One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice get any better?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Knock Knock!
Sho’s there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen the mood for love.

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE
CARGOES
CARGOES WHO?
CARGOES BEEP BEEP!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna nother Esther bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there are no more esther bunnies???!!!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira.
Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam finger is stuck in the door!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?




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