Knock Knock JokesKnock Knock Jokes may be the oldest form of joke. They are so popular because anyone can tell the joke and never screw it up. Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Tyrone! Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces! Knock Knock Who's there? Theodore! Thedore who? Theodore is shut, please open it! Knock Knock Who's there? Shirley! Shirley who? Shirley you must know me by now! Knock Knock Who's There? Rita Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something! Knock Knock Who's There? Justin Justin who? Just in time for dinner! Knock Knock Who's There? Honey Bee Honey Bee who? Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda. Knock Knock Who's there? Les Les who? Les go for a swim! Knock Knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! Knock Knock Who's there? House House who? House it going? Knock Knock Who's there? Eileen Eileen who? Eileen over to tie my shoe! Knock Knock Who's there? Harry Harry Who? Harry Up and open this door Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? (sing) Sam and Janet evening.. Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! Knock Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out! Knock Knock! Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly. Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning! Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey? Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No, thanks. I prefer peanuts. Knock Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice get any better? Knock Knock! Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! Knock Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better. Knock Knock! Sho’s there? Hymen. Hymen who? Hymen the mood for love. KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE CARGOES CARGOES WHO? CARGOES BEEP BEEP! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna nother Esther bunny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Stella. Stella who? Stella nother Esther bunny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad there are no more esther bunnies???!!! Knock Knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!! Knock, knock! Who's there? Delores. Delores who? Delores my shepherd. Knock, knock Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock, knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way. Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock, knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo, who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Easter. Easter, who? The Easter Bunny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna, who? Anna nother Easter Bunny! Knock, knock. Who's there? Moira. Moira, who? Moira Easter Bunnies. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie, who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? Knock, knock Who's there? Ammonia Ammonia who? Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage Knock, knock Who's there? Mary lee Mary lee who? Mary lee we roll along Knock, knock Who's there? Aardvark Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here? Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy Green. Andy Green, who? Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Knock, knock Who's there? Let us Let us who? Let us in and you will find out Knock, knock Who's There? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood!! Knock, knock Who's There? Gorilla Gorilla Who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. Knock, knock Who's there? Max Max who? Max no difference Knock, knock Who's there? Sara Sara who? Sara doctor in the house? Knock, knock Who's there? Yule Yule who? Yule never know. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam finger is stuck in the door! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on the door? Please use the link pad below to quickly view the many pages of jokes. Return from Knock Knock Jokes to Short Hilarious Jokes Have You Got a Great Joke You Would Like to Share with Us?We all would love to hear your best joke. Share it with all of us. If you'd like, I'll put a page together featuring YOU and your best jokes. Folks can find their own personal pages on YOUR PAGES off the Home page.
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