Good Pranks To Play
Good Pranks To Play is a resource guide for the one who likes to engage in playing pranks on friends (or foes). Pranks are alot like Barack Obama or Bill O'Reiley...you love him or hate him.
So it is with pranks.
I used to have a Brother-In-Law who wrote ,HELP
on the heels of my shoes...visible when we knealt during our wedding ceremony. He loved wrapping Saran Wrap around our commode seat, placing poppers on our drawers and cabinets and even giving a large tin of candy at Christmas that was filled with fresh cow manure.
The biggest prank he ever received was from his wife..."Here dear, sign these. We're getting a divorce!"
It proves that all pranks travel full-circle.
I have not personally done anything on this list (or even considered doing any of these things.)
. However, if you need some ideas, don't let me stop you from reading on further.
And if you need props or gags for your pranks, Visit the Prank Place
You need some party poppers, dental floss, Duct tape, and Talcum powder or whatever you feel like shooting at someone to pull off this funny prank.
First off, remove the bottom cardboard disk of the party popper and take out the ribbons that normally get shot out of it. Replace the innards with your talcum powder or other powdery substance and reinsert/replace the disk. Now attach the string end you pull to detonate the popper to one end of the dental floss. Choose a place to put the tripwire (e.g. the inside of a door frame) and use duct tape to attach the party popper facing towards your intended victim (preferably head or crotch height). Roll out enough dental floss and tie it to something solid. When the wire is tripped, the explosive will shoot the Talcum powder out at the person who tripped the booby wire (covering them in it). Hours of pranking fun!
Calling the Zoo
We've all heard of--or tried--some form of this Bart Simpson-esque trick, but we got a chuckle out of this wild animal version nonetheless. To pull it off, simply leave your victim a convincing-
sounding message (either on paper or on an answering machine) from a certain "Mr. Lyon," who has called about an urgent matter (a missed lunch date is good for extra laughs) and would like a return call as soon as possible. Mr. Lyon's number? The phone number for your local zoo.
THE REACTION: One victim got this response: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lyon is busy at the moment. Mr. Elephant can talk, though!"
Very Tasty Drink Prank
For this funny prank take your friend's drink, preferably a non fizzy drink, and load it with salt. Whiskey works best.
Prepare a few drinks for you and your mates then challenge them to down it in 1 go! Make sure you know which drink is the salty one! Wait till you see your friend's face.
The Lazy Soldier Prank
Try this one on someone who is always running really late:
While in the Army, there was a fellow soldier who always overslept and had to be awakened by myself and a friend of mine. Finally, we decided to make a point. We used duct tape to tape the outside of his door frame (the door opened in) with the sticky side facing the inside of the room.
We then turned the hallway lights off and stated beating on his door, telling him that he was late and the first sergeant wanted him at formation NOW.
At the sound of a groggy, "I'M UP" we ran down the stairs to formation and waited. About 6 or 7 minutes later, he arrived in formation with gray duct tape attached to his uniform. What made it even better was the fact that he was still putting it on while he was on his way out the door. He was NEVER late for formation again.
This also works for college dorms and late night fire drills!!
Pranks to Play on Neighbors
1) This works if your neighbor takes his trash out the night before or in the early morning so that he will have a chance to see the change as he leaves for work. Simply move the trash to the opposite of the driveway so that he keeps wondering if he is loosing his mind (I could have sworn I put it over there!)
2) Plant corn in their flowerbed.
3) Spray liquid fertilizer in his yard that spells "shit". The grass will grow a dark green shit for him.
4) Take your left over pancakes and place them in a neat stack in the middle of his driveway.
5) Submit their names on offers for "more information" and list their kid's names like a law firm so that they start receiving mail. Or submit requests and use their baby's name so they wonder why their newborn is getting information on tools, etc. Also submit their name but change it to reflect a different nationality, i.e. Carl Banks becomes Carlos Bandera.
Lock Reversal Prank
Got someone in your house who hogs the bathroom? Change the door handle around so that the lock is on the outside. Next time they go to use the bathroom you can lock them in.
Sand Hole Surprise
When you are at the beach, pick a victim/friend that is lying down on a towel on sand. When they get up, for example go to the restroom or for a drink, remove the towel and dig a hole where the towel sits. Put the towel back in exactly the same place so they don't suspect anything. When the victim lays back down on the towel, their butt will fall into the hole! The deeper the hole the better!
Revenge Pranks for Women
- Boil your mark's high heels in hot water and dry them in the oven. They'll shrink almost a shoe size.
- Smear Vaseline in your mark's sneakers and sprinkle sand. She'll never completely clean it out, and the slimy and gritty feels lasts forever.
I'm Eating Your Goldfish Prank
Peel a strip off of a carrot and bite it into the shape of a goldfish (see where I'm going?). Go over to a friends aquarium and shout out "I'm so damn hungry!" and, with the carrot strip in hand, held between your thumb and pointer, scrape your pinky along the surface of the water, getting your friends attention, and go "I loooooooove seafood!" whilst dangling and waving the fish around, giving it a life-like look. Slap the carrot shaving on your tongue and swallow it whole (or, for an added effect, chew rapidly). Gets my friends every time.
Sew Up the Fly
Just sew up the fly on a clean pair of underwear, make sure the victim drinks plenty of morning juice and coffee or tea, and wait. (This is especially effective if you know the victim uses large, public bathrooms, like the ones found in schools and office buildings.) The most challenging part: ensuring the victim selects the doctored pair in the morning.
Beer Balancing Prank
This is GREAT and works best in a crowded bar. Bet one of your friends that they can't balance a glass of beer on the back of each hand (on a table of course). When the beers are balanced...simply walk out!!! Well worth the cost...truth is no guy would waste two good beers.
Funny Office Prank
Take any umbrella and fill it with any amount of small objects and place back in its original position. Works best at the office.
Peanut Butter on the Nose Prank
You will need something ticklish like a feather and peanut butter or whipped cream for this prank. If a friend is sleeping over or just sleeping walk over quietly with the feather and the peanut butter or whipped cream and put the peanut butter or whipped cream gently on either of their hands or just both. Then gently tickle the friend or relative's nose with a feather back and fourth (but make them wake up!!). Eventually they will use their hand to scratch or touch their nose! So the peanut butter or whipped cream will be all over them. It works like a charm every time!
Fake Winnings Prank
Recently, I typed up a letter congratulating my victim for winning the monthly "Customer Appreciation Contest" at the local Pizza Hut. In the letter it outlined that they won large pizza's, free appetizer's, free drinks and a coupon book worth over $300.00 of free stuff.
Of course, everything was made up. There was no contest and the location of the restaurant was made up (make them go to a nearby town they aren't familiar with). At the top of the page was the familiar Pizza Hut logo, which was easily saved and pasted in the letter I found off the Internet. You can even put the logo on the outside of the envelope with the made up return address. Send it off. I happen to be at my victim's house when he got the mail that day. They were so excited. They asked me if I wanted to go with them. I quickly declined their offer.
Off they went to get their rewards. They called me later and couldn't find the Pizza Hut that was stated in the letter. They drove almost thirty miles out of the way trying to find this Pizza Hut. Then they called me back saying they called a Pizza Hut and told them about the letter. They said it was a hoax and they would never give that much food away for free. It was funny, and yes I confessed. Now they want me to send the letter to their relatives and friends.
Don't Do This One Either
This prank involves ordering a ton of top soil or gravel to someone you don't like such as the class geek. Ask the delivery man on the phone to "dump it all on the pavement in front of their house". After the soil or gravel has been delivered he will go to the person's house and ask for the bill. The beauty of this prank is that they have to pay for a ton of soil they don't want. They can't do anything with the soil and until they move the soil they can't move their car off the front porch, which means they can't go to work which may lead to them loosing their job. Yes, by doing this you could effectively ruin someone's life but that's why you only do it to someone you really dislike or someone who is really weaker that you.
Stuck Doors Gag
Make your own "pull" and "push" signs. You know the ones you see on doors all the time. You can use your own signs almost anywhere to replace real ones. Be sure you put them on the opposite doors.
Funny Mobile Phone Prank
Change your name in one of your friend's mobile phone to someone like their boyfriend/girlfriend/crush or mum. Then ring them while sitting next to them. The person's name will come up on the screen. Don't say anything and hang up after a few seconds. Do it quite a few times. Then either own up and watch their face or don't tell them but change your name back secretly and do it again next time your with them. If you don't own up it'll be hilarious as well to watch the person's whose name you used denying they didn't keep prank calling your friend!!!!!
Puzzling Funny Prank
If your friend is making a puzzle take about five pieces out of there puzzle and take five pieces of another puzzle with similar colors and then swap them. At the end of the puzzle they will be stumped.
Don't Do This At Home
One funny prank you can pull if you're electrically savvy is do a little creative "rewiring" on a person's car... nothing dangerous, here, just wire the low beam position of the headlights to their car horn. If done properly, any time their using the low beams, the horn will instantly be honking. When they have the high beams on, others are going to think they're a-holes. An alternative method to this joke would be to wire the brake lights to the horn... any time they step on the brakes, the horn will go.
Oh My God! This prank is Hilarious!!! If you have a friend who knows very little about computers then this is the prank for you!
You see last night my friend wanted me to check out his computer because he had a problem with his AOL and try to fix it for him. I said ok and went about my business while he was watching TV. Knowing more about computers than he I changed the screen saver on his computer so you can type a message and it will go across his screen when he isn't touching the computer for a minute. Well you can see where it's going from here. The message read this:
To Our Valued Windows 98 Customers; We regret to inform you that Windows 98 has a very serious bug that will blow up your computer in 30 seconds. It is advisable for you to vacate the premise as soon as possible or risk being killed. 29...28...27...26...25...
You could imagine how quickly he got out of his chair and out the door. I went out to ask him what was wrong and he told me that his computer was going to blow up. I asked him if it was 30 seconds that he'd been outside. He wondered why and I explained it to him that I rigged it. It is so funny watching a 375 lb fat man run!
Camp x-lax Prank
On my grade 8 end year trip we went camping. The girls wanted to get the boys good. So what we did was made brownies and put x-lax in them. The boys were eating them all the way to the camp. When we arrived at the camp, we hid all the toilet paper and plastic wrapped the toilet seats! It was a weekend to remember.
Speed Trap Prank
Traffic fun? Park your car on a semi busy side street and hold up a blow dryer. Watch how many cars slow down for your speed trap.
This prank is really funny, I did it last week. First get to a sleepover with two boys and more people if you want them to laugh. Then when they fall asleep get the deepest sleeper and get him into the other person's sleeping bag. I got some friends to help me lift him up into it. Once he is inside, you can take their clothes off and put their arms around each other. Then when they are wrapped up and one wakes up they will be confused and won't know what they did! (This will really make them blush).
Crapper Snapper Prank
This prank is sooooo funny I actually pulled it today. Go out to the store and buy those things that you throw on the ground and pop. So what you do is carefully put them under the toilet so people can’t see them and it looks like nothing is there. When they sit down it pops...Gets em every time.
Earth Worm Prank
Ok, this guy was giving me a hard time at school so I had to come up with a prank that is funny and anonymous so what I did was got some earth worms and took them to school. I put some in his locker and in 1 in his sandwich he ate it without suspecting a thing. I call this sweet revenge.
Car Whistle Prank
Take a long, narrow potato (one that will fit well into an exhaust pipe) and drill a hole in it long ways. Then rig a whistle in one end or find one of those long, thin whistles and stick it in the potato hole. Potato goes in the tailpipe. When the victim gets in the car and starts it up they'll wonder where that noise is coming from!
Vacuum Cleaner and Ketchup
Get ketchup, a vacuum cleaner, and put it on your big toe. Turn the vacuum cleaner on and act like your toe got caught in it.
Broke Your Key Prank
At our daycare center, the kids were washing the staffs' cars. One of the other coworkers took another group of kids to the store. While he was gone we moved his car up to wash it and to play our funny prank. I went to our "junk keys" we use for crafts and found a match GM ignition key and snapped it in half with pliers. We took off our co workers key and replaced it with the broken one. Just before quitting time we told him about the accidental mishap of his key breaking in the ignition.
He was in disbelief. But we reassured him we already called the key people and they were on their way. Then the two of us had an argument about who had to stay and wait for the repair man and questioning each other about if the other one had money to pay for it. Then we turned to our coworker and asked if he had any money. He got his money and was counting it saying yes he should have enough.
BEFORE his breaking point and at quitting time, we let him in on the prank. WE GOT HIM!!!!!! Relief and laughter overcame him. Now we watch our backs!!!!!
You take your friend out in the middle of the night and have them take a bag and some marshmallows with them. Make sure they do not have any light with them, tell them to sit and open their bag and surround the bag with the marshmallows or put a couple in the bag to lure the snipes. Then tell them that if they wait quietly you will flush a couple towards them and they should be able to catch a "snipe". Then leave them there and head back to the camp and wait until they get back.
When the victims is asleep, or not in their room take a small jar full of medicine, like aspirin, but make your own label. On the label print something that would be embarrassing to your victim (eg, anti-gay pills, mental pills). Put the jar of pills next to their bed and in the morning accuse them of being gay or mental.
Purple Tooth Prank
My friend and I pulled this funny ass prank off. We got up around 4:30 in the morning. My dad gets up at 5 to get ready for work. We got some salt, peppers, and some purple dye (color optional). Make SURE you put the salt on as it makes dye last longer on the brush. After you have put salt on the brush and doused it in dye you should clean up placing the toothbrush back in place. Embarrass your victim later by saying, "HEY PURPLE TOOTH in public!!!"
Scare Tactic Prank
Ok, you got to have a skylight in your house. This is one of the great funny pranks to pull on your siblings and close friends. Sometime when they're watching T.V. or busy, put on dark clothes and a ski mask and climb onto their roof. When they walk into the room with skylight make a loud noise and stare at them before quickly dodging out of the way and climbing off the roof. We got my brother to pee his pants and run outside yelling because of it. It's a great prank to do on your friends!
Just superglue coins to the pavement. You'll need to find a spot that is both heavily trafficked and suitable for gluing; a front sidewalk or driveway works well, though you may need to clean the surface to get the coins to stick.
THE REACTION: Broken fingernails are not out of the question.
Magical T.V. Remote Prank
For Christmas my mom got a new T.V. We had already had a T.V. that was the same brand, and I held on to the remote for this prank.
My little sisters were watching a video and I was in the other room with the old remote. I would alternately mute it, turn up the volume, change the channel, and turn off the power for about an hour. It was really funny watching the littlest one's amazement at the T.V. "magically" turning itself off and then getting blamed for it.
This prank might even work on a neighbor who has the same kind of T.V. or even at school or work!
For this funny prank, take one of those small travel sized tubes of regular toothpaste and empty it completely, then refill the empty tube with an entire tube of Orajel (you know that stuff that people use to numb canker soars and tooth aches). If done correctly the next time anyone uses that tube of toothpaste they will surprisingly find that their entire mouth is completely numb. The prank will last about 15 minutes or so. That's plenty of time to enjoy it.
Get Your Friends Wet Funny Prank
My cousin and I played this prank on my sister: Get a glass cup and a broom and a chair. Fill the cup to the rim with some sort of liquid. Stand on the chair and hold the cup to the ceiling. MAKE SURE THE RIM TOUCHES THE CEILING! ! ! Tell the victim that you are doing an experiment in school, and need their help. Tell them to hold the broom so the handle is pushed up against the bottom of the cup. Then grab the chair and run! ! !
This is a great prank. When someone is tired or just can't see well spread shaving cream all over their pillow. Make sure it is flat and can't be seen with just a quick glance. When the person comes in and they lie down, they probably will realize what's going on but if they don't it will be all over them in the morning!
Peeping Toms Prank
To prepare for this prank, get out your video camera and tape a couple minutes of your empty bathroom. Then next time you have a party wait until someone goes to the bathroom and while they are gone setup the tape/dvd of your bathroom footage so that it plays on the TV. When they get back they'll see everyone watching the TV and it'll slowly click-in that it's of the bathroom that they just left.
The Classic Flaming Bag of Poop Prank
Ok, for this prank you take a paper bag and u put dog poop in it. Then you stuff the bag with dry leaves or paper. Then light it on fire and let it melt on there porch or you can just ring the door bell and run and they'll stomp on it and have dog poop on their feet.
Fire Extinguisher Shenanigans
We all know fire extinguishers are fun, right! There potential for practical jokes is limitless. Here is a very basic joke. Sneak up on your friend. Stick the hose down his pants and spray as long as humanly possible. Fill his trousers with icy cold goodness.
Classic Funny Prank: Get Them Wet Trick
You need a funnel, a penny, a glass or bucket of water handy, and one gullible victim.
Tell your friends/victim that you can do a great trick. Put the funnel in your pants and put the penny on your chin. Drop the penny off your chin into the funnel. When they see you perform this easy trick they will either want to try it or tell if you anyone can do that. When they do, challenge them to go ahead and try. After your victim has the funnel in their pants, and as they put the penny up onto their face, you pour the water into the funnel.
If your victim is not laughing, you should start running.
Camp Funny Prank
This is for all the camping people out there. Okay if ya'll go camping with alot of friends this practical joke is totally for you!! Get some bright red lipstick and put it on somebody's lips. Then put lip marks all over someone else's face that is of the same sex and sort of smear some lipstick on their lips. Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
Mean Toilet Paper Prank
This works best if you're sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel etc:
Sneak the toilet paper from the bathroom and unravel a few feet of it. Slice up a few fresh chilies and sprinkle them over the paper. Leave it a few minutes for the juice to soak up and dry, then roll up the paper and put it back in the bathroom. Wait 'til someone goes to the can.
Revenge Cabin Trashing Prank
This is a revenge prank for when you're at summer camp! Last summer at camp my friends and I need to come up with a great revenge prank so we thought of one and put it into action!! You see in this camp, you had to keep your cabin clean or you wouldn't be allowed to join in the activities......so since the next day we were going canoeing (everyone's favorite) we decided to totally trash this brat girl and her friend's cabin!! Since the doors are never locked we snuck in a totally destroyed it (we also added honey and silly string) the next day they weren't allowed to join in any of the activities!!
Traveling Cup Prank
If you have some really strong magnets use them for this joke. Drop one in a cup and put it on the roof of your car. Use the other magnet to hold it in place then go for a drive. Watch how crazy other people go trying to let you know there is a cup on the roof of your car.
Bologna Suprise (Simple Yet Seriously Funny Prank)
I live in Kansas and I mailed my aunt a piece of bologna . . . . she lives in Arizona!
Shopping Cart Funny Prank
This is pretty juvenile, but good. Find an old lady or whoever at Wal-mart. Get something that would be embarrassing or silly for them to be found with. Pick it up put it in their cart when they are not looking. I've done this and it's a real hoot.
Condoms or spermicidal foam in an old ladies cart or adult diapers in a 20 year old guys cart seem to work especially well.
Bathroom Video Prank
For this funny prank have some friends over watching movies or whatever. When someone goes to the bathroom, switch on a pre-recorded video of the bathroom. When everyone hears the flush, signal everyone to start laughing really loud. When your buddy comes out he'll think that you guys were watching him in the bathroom! hahahaaha!!
Hotel WAKE UP Prank
When staying at a hotel wait until most people are sleeping (or at least in for the night) and tie the door knobs of adjacent rooms together using pretty strong but narrow rope. Then using your fists bang on both doors as hard as you can and run back a few feet so you can not be seen. Sit back and watch as the angry victims have a tug-o-war. While at the same time are trapped in their rooms. It's a good idea to put tape over the peep hole, so they can't see you or the rope.
Leaving a few inches of slack in the line works best, that way when one door is closed the other can be open a few inches. Though not as funny as watching two victims, this can also be done at those hotels that have the door on a balcony. Just tie the other end to the railing.
This prank I did for revenge. One day I was walking home from school and I was walking by my victim's house and of course I couldn't pass this one up. I had a firework smoke grenade. I secretly walked up to his car, which was unlocked, lit the firework, put it in his car, and ran.
Here is a good prank that played on my sister. What you do is take baby powder and you put it in someone's blow-dryer. When they turn it on, they will get a head full of powder. It is a great laugh.
Great Gift Funny Prank
Over Christmas my best friend treated herself to Banana Republic. I asked her for the bag, noticing a great prank possibility. I remembered I forgot to buy a present for another friend who is totally obsessed with fashion. I picked out a super-ugly sweater with bears on it for him, wrapped it in tissue paper and stuck it in the Banana Republic bag. Imagine his joy and then disappointment when I give it to him!
If someone really wants a dog or something really big for Christmas then this is how you can prank them. Get a big box and put one of your friend's inside the box wearing a creepy mask (make sure the friend is alive for this one) and then wrap the box. Have your friend make dog noises or they can just sit there. When the person starts opening their presents they will obviously want to open the big gift first. Just think how great it will be when your friends or family member opens that box and they get a scare from your friend.
I Can't See Funny Prank
My cousin and I went to a nature park one day, with their two dogs (a border collie and a poodle). We put a harness on them, put on sunglasses, and waved sticks in front of us as if we were blind. Through the sunglasses, we could see everyone's expressions without them seeing that we could actually see where we were going. We began to stumble everywhere, and it was so much fun. Many little kids would stand away from us and stare. And some people even offered to help us. It was all we could do to keep from laughing like crazy and spilling our story...
Here is what you need: 1 dog bone about the length of a phone, spray paint same color as the phone, some phone buttons and glue. Here is what you do: first, shape the bone to look like the receiver and then spray paint it. Then you glue the buttons on in the correct order. Then you get the real receiver, unhook the cord and tape or glue it on the phoney bone. Then sit back and watch people swear at the phoney bone. When you let them in on the prank you and your victim should have a good laugh; if not, run.
Simple Funny Prank
This is a very simple funny prank. Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish. Let it dry and place it out to be used.
School Yard Laxative Prank
Most schools have a coffee pot in the teachers' lounge; simply slip a few laxatives into the pot and look forward to having a sub!
Frozen Bra Funny Prank
This one is good if someone's coming over to your house for a sleepover or something. When she's asleep or taking a shower you take their bra and freeze it. When they wake up in the morning they have a cool surprise. (Make sure you get it wet first) my friend tried it on me and it didn't really do much damage because she forgot to wet it.
One of my favorite Funny Pranks is to take makeup and make a clown face on a sleeping friend. It's a funny surprise when they wake up.
Mashed Potato Surprise Prank
If you are having someone sleeping over who you are just dying to do a prank to, here is a good one. You need another friend to help you pull it off. Have your friend hold the girls arms up and get some mashed potatoes. Lift up her bra and smear the potatoes over her breast and put the bra back she'll be surprised when she wakes up the next morning. Also to embarrass her you can take pics of her after you do it.
If one of your friends pissed you off, when he is sleeping, get a razor and shave half of one of his eyebrows off. Expect retaliation.
Moving Five Dollar Bill Gag
A true classic. Using fishing line attach one end to a five dollar bill. Watch how long you can string greedy victims along.
Jelled Toilet Bowl Surprise Prank
My friends and I had been planning funny pranks for months that we would play some really nasty tricks on the teachers for the last day of school. We came up with some great ones, putting food coloring in the toilets or putting exploding pens on the teacher's desk. My favorite prank was "The Jelly Bowl".
Get two packets of jelly crystals in your desired color (mix them together if you want), some hot water, and a long stick.
Go into the teacher's bathroom, make sure someone keeps watch, and put the hot water into each toilet bowl, then put the jelly crystals into the toilet bowl. It's better if each toilet is a different color. Stir the mix with the stick and let it set over night, by morning it will be solid and they won't be able to just flush it away!!!
Another funny prank to do would have been to fill the sinks with water and do the same thing (again using different colors). Works like a charm!
Soapy Mess Gag
Very carefully put a small hole in a bar of soap. Fill the hole with food coloring. When you have it filled cover over the hole with a film of soap so that you cannot see the coloring.
Tractor Trailer Surprise Prank
For this funny prank you don't need much. When you're driving on the highway and your passenger is out cold sleeping, find a big tow truck towing a tractor trailer and drive up behind it. As you approach the trailer, speed up until you get a few feet from the truck, brake hard, then slowly accelerate (only if NOBODY is behind you) and start yelling and screaming frantically). Your passenger will awaken to see a tractor trailer facing them and they will flip out.
If you are sleeping over at a friends house get some hot sauce (and I mean hot, hot sauce) and when they fall asleep put it in there mouth and lips and wait for them to wake up screaming, "Hot, hot, hot!"
House Warming Prank
My friend and I did a little housewarming prank for some friends involving some yard decorations. We purchased odd as heck items and then planted them in their front yard. They thought their neighbors were messing with them.
Fake Amnesia Prank
After March break I went back to school pretending that I had amnesia. I made up a story about falling off a horse and hitting my head on a tree. I said that I had an 89% memory loss and that I could only remember how to speak English, read and write.
I walked into my tech class with a piece of paper with all my courses on them and I asked friends of mine if I was in the right class. They gave me looks of confusion and disbelief when I told them my amnesia story. I went on asking where I sit in the class, asked them what kind of person I was, and many other fun questions.
I had the whole class believing I had amnesia and everyone was trying to remind me of my past. I asked, "So what do we do in this class?" and my friend replied, "Well its computer engineering..." I asked "What's a computer?" They had their work cut out for them. They explained the Internet and they reminded me of all my favorite TV shows. They then started to get smart with me and they made up things like hover boards and World War III. It was fun, I just wish I was more prepared so I could've carried the prank on for a long time.
Paper on the Butt Gag
Ok, I did this funny prank at school once. Take a piece of paper and put it on a chair (paper should be same color as the chair.) Put clear glue on the paper and someone will sit on it and be walking around with paper on their butt all day.
Vicious Auto Accident Prank
The other day I was talking to my friend, on my cell phone. I noticed a train coming down the nearby railroad tracks, I got a wonderful idea as I was very close to the train track. In the middle of one of my friend’s sentences, the train blew its whistle. I quickly and in a frightened voice said, "oh my god - a train!" Ya see the last he knew, I was in my car driving home but in reality I was simply at a gas station standing near the tracks. I then screamed, "Holy Cow!" as the train's second whistle bellowed, which was obviously closer and louder. I closed my cell quickly with a loud clasp to abruptly end the call. He had to think that I was in a terrible train accident! I called him back immediately to show that I wasn't really injured.
Ketchup Packet Prank Surprise
Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used for carry out fries). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.
Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once.
To set this funny prank in motion, place the premade pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim will sit down and get shot in the "nether regions" as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.
I got a guy who weighed about 250 and thought he had injured his rectum. He was relieved and irritated that it was not.
Try the suds-less soap trick. Carefully paint the soap bar with clear nail polish. No matter how hard someone tries they will not get the soap to work.
The Wet Sleepover Prank
Wait until your victim is asleep. Then get a bowl full of water and stick their hand in it. In the morning they will have a rude awakening when they find out that last night they wet the bed.
Naughty Video Prank
This one friend of mine told me about a DVD he bought at an adult video store. A few days later I called him up and sounded all concerned, asking if he was watching the local news. He wasn't, so I proceeded to tell him that they were doing a story about adult video stores and he was seen clear as day in the background, walking out of the store with a brown paper bag. He freaked right out, thinking of all the people who might have seen him; it was great!
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