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Funny Redneck Pictures highlight tattoos, vehicles, body art, houses, weddings, attire, etc. that a large section of America is drawn too, and that which a huge section is repelled from.

How do you identify a redneck if you're not certain what one is?

This page should help remove all doubt.

These pictures prove that almost any car or machine can be altered for special use.

What is the yardstick for measurement that a person is a redneck?

Symptoms That You Might Be a Redneck:

You know several people who have hit a deer.

Stores don’t have bags; they have sacks.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” are.

There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

You measure distance in minutes.

You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.

“Vacation” means going to the family reunion.

You use “fix” as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

You think ethanol makes your truck “run a lot better.”

You know all 4 seasons: Almost summer, Summer, Still summer, and Christmas.

You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.

You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You think that deer season is a national holiday.

You’ve seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You find 90 degrees F “a little warm.”