Funny Quotations

Funny Quotations provide lots of proof that the brain was turned off while the mouth was turned on. The opposite may be true in certain incidents.

Some funny things have been said that couldn't possibly be a reaction. The brain had to have been 10 miles ahead when the mouth delivered the package.

Enjoy these quotes from many colorful characters in many categories. Yogi Berra may be quoted more than any person in history. You can get great mileage from these upcoming pages.

Some of our famous comedians are included in this section.

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