Funny Newspaper Headlines

Funny Newspaper Headlines will always stop the show and bring the house down if the presenter will stay slightly ahead of the audience's next clip.

Use your unique twist to lay the groundwork for the upcoming clip.

This collection of headlines was compiled from a variety of sources, many from the old Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Believe it or not, many came right out of my local newspaper.

There is almost no subject matter, profession, location, service provided, or educational error that can't have some humor thrown its way.

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