Funny Humorous Christmas Songs

We hear Christmas music begin right after Halloween.

There are the famous songs, the traditional ones, the carols and Santa Songs.

You've got to work in specials with chipmunks and Momma Kissing Santa Claus.

Here are some titles of Funny Humorous Christmas Songs.

There is one Christmas Song that is sung every Christmas season from the 1st Sunday of Advent through Christmas Eve Communion. This take has to be the funniest version ever recorded of this Christmas Classic.

O Holy Night

"12 Days of Christmas"

"12 Pains of Christmas"

Jeff Foxworthy: "Redneck 12 Days of Christmas"

"12 Drugs of Christmas - By Afroman

"Alvin and the Chipmunks" (Christmas Don't be Late)

"All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"

"Alvin & The Chipmunks" Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't be Late)

"Another Rock and Roll Christmas" Gary Glitter

"Ay, Ay, Ay - It's Christmas" ~ Ricky Martin (lyrics & video)

"Barking Dogs -- Jingle Bells"

"Bobby Wants a Puppy for Christmas" Merle Haggard

"Boogie Woogie Santa Claus" Brian Setzer

"Bring My Baby Back (Santa)" Elvis Presley sings

"Christmas Bells are Ringing"

"Chanukah Song" Adam Sandler

"Chipmunk Song" (Christmas Don't be Late)


"Christmas For Cowboys" - John Denver

"Christmas in Killarney"

"Christmas is All Around" Billy Mack

"Christmas is Coming"

"Christmas Polka, (Merry)"

"Christmas Shoes " Bob Carlisle

"Christmas Time is Here" (From Charlie Brown Christmas Special)

"Christmas Without You"

"Cold, Cold Christmas Without You (It's Gonna Be a)"

"Crazy Frog Christmas Songs"

"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" (With the poem - "Night Before Christmas")

"Deck The Halls"

Deck the malls this Christmas season,

fa la la la la, la la la la

Blow your cash for no good reason,

fa la la la la, la la la la

Push your charge card to it's limit

fa la la, la la la, la la la

Your check book now has nothing in it.

fa la la la la, la la la la.

"Ding Dong Merrily on High"

"Dominick the Donkey"

"Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow" - Frank Zappa

"Don't Forget to Feed the Reindeer" Peggy Lee

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" (Band Aid)

"Driving Home for Christmas"

"Frosty the Snowman"

"Gather Around the Christmas Tree"

"Grandma Got Run Over by Reindeer" ~ Irish Rovers

"Grown Up Christmas List"

"Grinch" ("You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")

"Hang Up Your Stockin'

"Happy XMas (The War is Over)" John Lennon

"Hard Rock Candy Christmas" Dolly Parton

"Here's Your Sign - Christmas" - Bill Engvall (lyrics & video)

"Hippopotamus for Christmas (I Want a)"

"Holy Shit It's Christmas" - By Red Peters

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

"Holly Leaves and Christmas Trees" Elvis Presley (lyrics & video)

"I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas"

"I Farted on Santa's Lap" The Little Stinkers

"I Miss You Most at Christmas"

"I Only Want You for Christmas"

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"

"It Must Have Been the Mistletoe" Barbra Streisand

"It's a Marshmallow World"

"It's Gonna Be a Cold, Cold Christmas Without You"

Barack Obama "I'm Dreaming of a Public Option".

"Jingle Bells" by Barking Dogs

"Jingle Bells"-version

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.

Down the road I go, sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.

I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.

Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.

I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.

People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!

I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,

Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!

"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"

Yellow Snow

"Leroy the Redneck Reindeer"

"Lirum Lirum"

"Little Donkey"

"Mele Kalikimaka"

"Meowry Little Christmas"(Catty Christmas)

"Merry Xmas Song" Southpark

"Mr. Grinch" ("You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")

"Must Be Santa"

"My Two Front Teeth"

"Nightmare Before Christmas"

"Oh! Santa" A Very Veggie Christmas

"Old Toy Trains"

"Once Upon a December"

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

"Rock and Roll Christmas, Another" Gary Glitter

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

"Run Run Rudolph"

"Santa Baby"

"Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney" Vonda Shepard

"Santa Claus is Back in Town" The Mavericks

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" lyrics

Oh you better not shout,

You better not cry,

You better not pout,

I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,

He slurs when he speaks,

I don't even think

He’s shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money

On Johnny Walker Black

And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,

You better not cry,

I don't like that look in his eye,

Daddy's home and I think he's...

Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!

"Santa Claus is Watching You" Ray Stevens

"Santa Song" Adam Sandler (lyrics & video)

"Santa's Beard" Beach Boys

"Snoopy's Christmas" (Snoopy and the Red Baron)

"Something Stuck Up in the Chimney"

"Suzy Snowflake"

"That (Zat) You Santa Claus?"

"The Beer Song" - Rodney Carrington

"The Chipmunk Song" (Christmas Don't be Late)

"The Hanukkah Song" Adam Sandler

"The Real Slim Santa" - By Eminem

"The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen" Bob Rivers

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Foster Brooks sings “The 12 Days of Christmas”

"Twelve Pains of Christmas" Funny music video

"Two Front Teeth", All I Want for Christmas is My

"Up on the Housetop"

"Very Veggie Christmas"

"Walking in the Air" (The Snowman Song)

"Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear"

"We Three Kings and the Unfortunate Rubber Cigar incident"

"Welcome Christmas" From: The Grinch That Stole Christmas

"What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells" - By Bob Rivers

"What's This?" (Nightmare Before Christmas)

"Winter Wonderland"-version

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy -- although

My boss let me go --

Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's beard on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!

Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"

With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;

I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

Who cares if someday, they drag me away?

I’m happily addicted to the Web

I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ily, ad-dict-ed to the Web!!!

Randolph, the Brown-Nosed Reindeer

"Winter Wonderland, Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" (Brad & Tom)

"You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

"Zat You Santa Claus?"

"Oh Chris Must Pee Song"

Funny Christmas Song - Oh Chris Must Pee - The funniest videos clips are here

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