Funny Business Names
Funny Business Names were birthed by some pretty creative people and others we just don't know about. You might enter the store just to see who thought it up. _______________________________________________________
2 The Point 99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall A Den of Antiquity A Pane in the Glass
Amigone Funeral Home

Assman's Barbershop
 Bead It Beauty and the Beach Beauty and the Bistro Bigass Beer Binge and Purr Cat Food Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop Board to Death Booked Solid Boris’ Car Loft Budget Burials

Bullshifters Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon Buster Cherry’s Orchard Buy and Large Buy the Book Buy the Pound Casket Basement Chain Reaction Bicycles Citizen Canine Clear’s Looking At You, Inc. Crapo Appliance Service Curl Up and Dye Hair Salon

Cyclepath Den of Antiquities Derry Air Dill Doe’s Taxidermy Dirty Dick’s Crab House Dirty Dog’s Done Dirt Cheap Drain Surgeons Eatie Gourmet’s El Squid Roe Eski Moe’s Tavern Every Day Has Its Daycare, Inc. Eye Robot Floppy Disk Software Forty Winks Frisky Business Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea FuKing Restaurant Garden of Eat’n Get Plastered Gone Fission Hard Wok Cafe Harry Butz Day Spa Hash House A Go Go Hell’s Kitchen CAtering Hickey’s Pharmacy Hip Joint Hog Town Cafe

Hour Place Hung Phat Restaurant

Island of San Glucose It Blows It Sucks It’s a Crewel World It’s a Grind Coffee House Java the Hut Juan More Taco King Toot’s Music Store Know Knew Books Kum and Go Leaven and Earth Linoleum Dicks Little Goody New Shoes Little Miss Muffin Long Won Luftwaffle Mama Zuma’s Revenge Mangy Moose Saloon Many Happy Returns, Inc. Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation
Master Bait and Tackle

Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle Merry Widow Life Insurance Mickey Mao’s Miss Pearl’s Jam House MmmTV Nuts Landing Our Motherboard of Mercy Peace A Pizza Phat Fuc Noodle Bar

Pizza My Heart Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company Pool Sharks Poo Ping REstaurant

Premarital Sextet Rising Loafer Rook Takes Pawnshop Rug Munchers Carpet Store Salt and Battery Fish and Chips Schickhaus Meats Schmidt-Haus Realty Sew What Shuck’s Transmission Service Snooze at 11 Sportacus Stinky Stork Diaper Service Stoner’s Pot Palace The Anti-Chrysler Building The Best Little Hairhouse in Town The Cheap Shot The China Syndrome The Chocolate Mess The Daily Grind The Dress Barn The Family Jewels The French Confection The Fryin’ Dutchman The Gassy Knoll The Hop Yard The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe The Mug Shot The Sole Provider The Stalk Market The Yuppy Puppy Thermostadt Tokyo Roe’s Sushi Palace Turn Your Head and Coif Vicious Cycle Wash Upon A Star Wine Not Wok and Roll Wok Around the Clock You Bed Your Life
Your Hole Is Our Goal Driver Drilling Company

Yukinham Palace
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