Funny Words

Funny Words is a rather large collection of words you may have a use for in the near future. Who we are is determined by the words we use. "Choose your words carefully" is a directive we've all been given.

Words can paint pictures, help you get the job you've always wanted, get you in or out of trouble, soothe hurtful situations, create fear or chaos, mend relationships, make friends for life or totally end relationships.

You're bound to have some fun on these pages. You might even get some use out of their content.


Southern Words

This page will need to be printed and kept in your car and on your body if you plan to visit the South for the first time. It will enable you to communicate with Southerners when you order off a menu, ask for anything, or keep you out of danger.

Some examples of these words are:

ALL: A petroleum-based lubricant.
You need to check the all in your truck.

CHAKE: A financial document.
Kin I write ya a chake since I ain’t got no cash?

FARN: Not domestic.
I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed. He mus be from a farn country.

JAUNTSAMORE: Asking if one wants seconds at mealtimes.
You dun, or you jauntsamore.

View the entire collection of these Southern Words and make life easier when you visit the South.


Southern Sayings

This page fits very well into the pocket of Southern Words. This page will give you a head start in recognizing how Southern Words are used in Southern Phrases.

Some examples look like this:

Feel like I’ been caught between a dog and a fire hydrant.

Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ’saucered and blowed.

If bullshit were music, he'd have a brass band!

She’s so ugly I’d hire her to haunt a house!

This entire collection of Southern Sayings will make it easier for you when you arrive down South for the first time.


Funny Euphemisms

Allow these to do the work for you in taking the edge off your point you'll be making.

Here's a few examples:

As useful as a hole in a boat

She is so dumb, she couldn’t tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses

See A Man About A Horse

Somethin's Bump'N Me Undies

Enjoy and begin using some of these Funny Euphemisms in your vocabulary.


Funny Anagrams

Funny Antagrams will really put your brain to work. Rearrange the letters of the word/words to make an entirely different phrase.

It works like this:

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
Best In Prayer

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
Cash Lost In Me

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
Woman Hitler

GARBAGE MAN:
When you rearrange the letters
Bag Manager

Try these yourself or have a group attempt these as a game. See the entire set at:
Funny Anagrams


Funny Oxymorons

Funny Oxymorons allow you to make your point by speaking contrasting words and information.

Examples of these:

Almost Perfect

Country Music

Farewell Reception

Governmental Efficiency

Funny Oxymorons is a very large list prepared with you in mind.


Dictionary of Today's Words

Here's a Dictionary of Today's Words that will educate and entertain you all at the same time.

I know my kids use words and phrases I don't understand or have any idea what they mean.

Here's your chance to go one-up on your kids. Know what they're saying by perusing the Dictionary Of Today's Words.


So English Is Easy

So English Is Easy...Right.

Only those who heard it from birth think this language is a piece of cake.

Here are many examples that will prove our point.

You will find them here: So English Is Easy.


What Women Really Mean
(A Dictionary For Men)

This page will benefit all men no matter the situation they find themselves in: Married, Engaged, Single, Working for a Woman, Dating them or just trying to decipher their code.

Some examples of these words and phrases are:

Balance The Checkbook
To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire."

I Don't Really Mind Where We Eat
As long as it's the place I've already decided on.

Victoria's Secret
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

Was That The Baby?
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

Use this mini-dictionary to decipher their code and understand
What Women Really Mean.


Funny Medical Terms

Don't be left out in knowing what your doctor and medical assistants are really saying about you as a person or about your condition.

Here's a rather long list of medical terms they use as slang to describe you the person, and to diagnose your condition.

The deciphering has begun!

Know what they're really saying by using
Funny Medical Terms.




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