Funny Mean Pranks

Funny Mean Pranks is a list of those funny school pranks that have a revengeful side to them. Some of these can cause damage, cost people money and totally ruin friendships. Maybe that’s not true…you would never do these things to a friend.

How accurate to title this page Mean Pranks.

Strong consideration must be made before attempting any of these little activities.

Funny senior pranks is the perfect gift for that special someone who you have a need for revenge of some type, and who you will probably not see again for 30 years or so.

Warning though…if you’re caught doing some of these, you will pay.

You had better look behind yourself everyday and employ a taste-tester to sample everything that goes into your mouth.

I haven’t researched what the bail total would be if you get caught red-handed doing some of these things.

Paint a bar of soap with nail polish. Your victim will go crazy trying to wash.

Flush toilets while a person showers.

Set someone’s alarm to an early time such as 3am or 4am and place it somewhere the alarm clock is hard to find or reach.

Throw a couple of Baby Ruth candy bars in public swimming pools. People will be disgusted and think someone had an accident and didn’t make it to the bathroom.

You Smell Like Chicken
During a visit to your friends' house, excuse yourself to the restroom. While there put a chicken bouillon cube in the shower head. The next time he takes a shower, a subtle fragrance will grace his gloriously naked body. I've never tried this myself and look forward to giving it a shot. However, I am told the "target" does not notice it, but people around him do.

Garbage Can Cleaning
Okay, this is a funny prank. You take a garbage can and fill it about 3/4 way with water. You lean this up against a random house's door. Knock on the door, run, and hide so you can see it from a distance. When the unsuspecting person opens the door the water will fall into their house flooding it. This is a really funny prank. But don't get caught.

Hot Mouth
If you are sleeping over at a friends house get some hot sauce (and I mean hot, hot sauce) and when they fall asleep put it in there mouth and lips and wait for them to wake up screaming, "Hot, hot, hot!"

Really Mean One That Could Cost the Victim $$$
This prank involves ordering a ton of top soil or gravel to someone you don't like such as the class geek. Ask the delivery man on the phone to "dump it all on the pavement in front of their house". After the soil or gravel has been delivered he will go to the person's house and ask for the bill. The beauty of this prank is that they have to pay for a ton of soil they don't want. They can't do anything with the soil and until they move the soil they can't move their car off the front porch, which means they can't go to work which may lead to them loosing their job. Yes, by doing this you could effectively ruin someone's life or cost them some money. So that's why you would only consider doing it to someone you really dislike.

Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.

Get the address of your friend's local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses. Send them a letter saying something like "I have been an agnostic all my life, but am feeling there IS something more. I would like help to find out if there is a God." Your friend should get several visits, at least, out of this.

Glue all the bottles of shampoo shut.

Purchase a "universal TV remote" from a place like Radio Shack. When walking by public TVs, such as those in a dorm lounge, change the channel without giving anyone any idea you are doing it.

Put toothpaste under light switches and door handles.

Make some tasty caramel candy apples for someone. But substitute the apples with onions.

Place a handful of baby powder inside the victim's blow dryer. Then sit back and wait for him or her to turn it on!

Habanero Pepper Surprise
1. Obtain a small hypodermic needle and syringe.
2. Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce.
3. Inject extract or sauce into your roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible.

This will make them "happy". Additionally they will be scared to eat anything in the house for weeks, including snagging your food for a quick bite.

School Yard Laxative Prank
Most schools have a coffee pot in the teachers' lounge; simply slip a few laxatives into the pot and look forward to having a sub!

Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant.

Put a couple drops of food coloring on someone's toothbrush. They won't even notice it and will end up with different colored teeth. Add some salt, it will make the color stay longer.

Wake Up!
Your best buddy sleeps late on the day you are planning to go fishing, hunting, biking or whatever and you miss the best time of day for your favorite activity.

So, buy a bag of marbles and put them in the freezer. When it just feels right, sneak into your buddy's bedroom while he/she is still asleep and pour the frozen marbles under the covers. Their body weight on the mattress will ensure the marbles all roll up against their nice warm body, giving them quite a jolt.

This works better than ice water because you don't have a wet mess to deal with after you have stopped laughing at the dance your friend makes while trying to get away from the frozen little demons!

Some restaurants have those little prize boxes where you have to fill out the form for a chance to win something. When nobody is paying attention, take a few of them out. Then call those people up and tell them they won the prize! The bigger the prize the more enthusiastic the victim will be. Then tell them they will need to pick up their prize in person. Give them a location far away at an unusual time.

Smear peanut butter or chocolate on a toilet seat.

Makeover Surprise
You need to take someone you really dislike (preferably a blonde) and dye their hair.....
Step 1: Find someone who has shampoo that is not in a clear bottle.
Step 2: Squeeze all the shampoo out!
Step 3: Replace with dye (black is the biggest shock)

Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants.

Put salt in the sugar bowl.

Rubber Band Prank
Find a Rubber band (not a really thin one or a fat one) twist up the rubber band (more the merrier) twist until it is a tight coil when you pull the 2 sides, and then find a victim with long hair (shaggy is good). Pull the rubber band apart while still being coiled and then release it in their hair, this will make their hair scrunch up and hurt a lot in the process of trying to pull the rubber band out.

Put vinegar in a bottle of mouthwash.

REALLY MEAN…Oh No, I Just Ran Over My Chihuahua!
Take a plastic bag, fill it with feathers or fur and some hamburger meat. Using duct tape, secure the bag filled with the tasty treat on the underside of the mower blade housing, above the blade. As your friend mows the vibrating will slowly shake the bag loose.

When that thing hits the spinning blade, the fur and "guts" will spew across the lawn. This works best if your friend has a small pet.

It is especially fun on a riding lawnmower. I tried this one to see if it would work. It did. It surprised me so much, I blew beer through my nose when that bag dropped, even though I expected it. I found that using the tape only on the corners of the bag worked best. Took about 1/2 hour for the bag to hit the blades. Haven't used it on anyone yet, however. (Note: I do not advocate drinking while lawn-mower driving).

Glue quarters on the ground. Rubber cement woks best.

MEAN Ketchup Packet Prank Surprise
Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used for carry out fries). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.

Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once.

To set this funny prank in motion, place the pre-made pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim will sit down and get shot in the "nether regions" as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.

While at the local supermarket, slip items into peoples carts when they aren't looking. The more embarrassing the item, the better. Some funny ideas include maxi pads or makeup for guys or condoms and lubricant for women. Sometimes people won't notice til they reach the checkout lane.

Have you noticed how many times people rub their eyes? Well they do heaps you just don't notice. Best to do this at a friend's house if you are staying temporarily.

• Bring a knife and some very hot peppers. The hottest you can get your hands on!
• Cut the peppers into really fine pieces while your friend isn't watching. (you can do it in the bathroom)
• Smear pepper juice all over the door knobs in the house (the victim grabs the knobs in the house not knowing of the substance smeared on the knob.
• Wash hands thoroughly.
• Sit back, act normal, and watch and ENJOY the pain of your victim (rubbing there eyes continuously making it worse).

Earth Worm Prank
Ok, this guy was giving me a hard time at school so I had to come up with a prank that is funny and anonymous so what I did was got some earth worms and took them to school. I put some in his locker and in 1 in his sandwich he ate it without suspecting a thing. I call this sweet revenge.

Put sugar in the salt shaker.

Carrot Seeds
When your good buddy is not home, take some carrot seeds and spell out a message on his/her lawn. Don't be mean, just funny. It'll take some time for the seeds to germinate, but when they do they'll have a difference shade of green than the grass. If no mowing has taken place, so much the better!

The cool thing about this prank is your friend will have a healthy snack when all is said and done!

Couple of Revenge Pranks for Women
Boil your mark's high heels in hot water and dry them in the oven. They'll shrink almost a shoe size.

Smear Vaseline in your mark's sneakers and sprinkle sand. She'll never completely clean it out, and the slimy and gritty feels lasts forever.

Skating Rink Prank
Pour vegetable oil and drop a few peanuts on the rink during "backward skate".

Very Tasty Drink Funny Prank
For this funny prank take your friend's drink, preferably a non fizzy drink, and load it with salt. Whiskey works best.

Prepare a few drinks for you and your mates then challenge them to down it in 1 go! Make sure you know which drink is the salty one! Wait till you see your friend's face ha ha (evil Laugh).

Use a laser pointer at the movie theater.

Poo Gag
If someone really ticks you off, get a bit of dog poo, (the fresher the better) and stick it under their car door handle, so it can't be seen, when they go to open the door they get a handful of it.

Sprinkle some water with yellow food coloring around the toilet.

Vicious Auto Accident Prank
The other day I was talking to my friend, on my cell phone. I noticed a train coming down the nearby railroad tracks, I got a wonderful idea as I was very close to the train track. In the middle of one of my friend’s sentences, the train blew its whistle. I quickly and in a frightened voice said, "oh my god - a train!" Ya see the last he knew, I was in my car driving home but in reality I was simply at a gas station standing near the tracks. I then screamed, "Oh My God !" as the train's second whistle bellowed, which was obviously closer and louder. I closed my cell quickly with a loud clasp to abruptly end the call. He had to think that I was in a terrible train accident! I called him back immediately to show that I wasn't really injured.

Put ketchup in shampoo bottles.

Mean Toilet Paper Prank
This works best if you're sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel etc:

Sneak the toilet paper from the bathroom and unravel a few feet of it. Slice up a few fresh chilies and sprinkle them over the paper. Leave it a few minutes for the juice to soak up and dry, then roll up the paper and put it back in the bathroom. Wait 'til someone needs and uses some paper!

Break glow sticks and pour the liquid on someone who is sleeping and wake them and tell them they're glowing.

A Couple of Mean Pranks

• Glue down all of someone's make-up to the counter.
• Put itching powder on his/her toilet paper.
• Put flour on their pillow.
• Put food coloring in his/her shampoo.

Pour salt on your victims toothbrush.

Revenge Itching Prank
Okay- here's one for revenge. It would be best to do this somewhere where the person you are pranking cannot get another pair of clothes-like camping for example. What you do is get a container of Bleach and put a bunch of hair in it and leave it there over night. Next morning, drain it and chop the hair real fine... and it becomes itching powder!!! Put it all over the other person's clothes!!!! hah!!!!!

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