Euphemisms For Pooping

I guess this proves there are euphemisms for about everything.

We have done this with our children since they were newborns. We asked them if they needed to poo-poo or go doody.

Teenagers have their own set of euphemisms for heading to the bathroom.

Construction workers and musicians seem to always win the gold when it comes to using creative euphemisms for the fine art of pooping.

Here's a rather extensive list of euphemisms for pooping. Memorize as many of these as possible and you'll be the envy of many friends and co-workers.

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A Floating Crap Game

A Sewer Snake To Release


Anaconda Action


Auditing Your ASSets

Back One Out

Backing The Big Brown Motorhome Out Of The Garage

Backing The Bus Out Of The Garage

Baiting The Trap


Bake A Hot Icicle

Bakin’ A Cake

Baking Brownies

Balance The Budget

Becoming The Porcelain Assassin

Bio Break

Blasting A Dookie


Blow The Load

Blow Up Heroshima

Blowing The Butt Trumpet

Bomb The Bowl

Bomb The Porcelain Sea

Bombing The Tidy Bowl Man

Brown Girl In The Ring

Building A Log Cabin

Building A Poo Cabin

Burn A Mule

Burying Some Cable

Bust Out A Nug Nug

Butt Cobras

Butt Gherkin

Bakin’ A Cake


Carpet Bombing Afghanistan

Catch Up On Some Reading

Cause A Collision

Charm An Upside Down Brown Snake

Check My Messages

Check The Pipes

Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Time

Choke A Brownie

Chop Some Butt Wood

Chopping A Log

Chuck The Football

Cleaning Out The Vertical File

Cleanse The Colon

Clear Out Some Inventory

Clear The Hallways

Code 3

Code Brown

Colon Bowlin’

Committing Yourself To The Dumpatorium

Commune With Nature

Contemplate My Existence

Contributing To Nature

Coronating Gluteus Maximus III

Crackin’ Off A Couple Of Bricks

Crimp Off A Length

Cripping A Crapple


Curl One Down

Curl One Off

Cut A Cable

Cut Some Weight

Cut The Line For The Log Flume

Cutting Rope

Deceiver Of Farts

De-Corking The Borking

Dirty Squirties

Dispensing Some Soft-Serve

Dispose Of Hazardous Waste

Do A Dog

Do Some Spring Cleaning

Doing A #2

Doing Brown

Doing The Loose Poops Dance

Doing The Royal Squat


Dookin It Out


Download A Brownload

Downloading Some Brownware

Dr. Benjamin Fartlin

Drop A Biggie Smalls

Drop A Billy

Drop A Biscuit In The Basket

Drop A Bomb

Drop A Brick

Drop A Duke

Drop A Nuke

Drop A Scafuri

Drop A Stink Pickle

Drop Anchor

Drop Bombs On Hiroshima

Drop Off Some Logs

Drop Some Mud

Drop Wolf Bait

Dropping A Bomb

Dropping A Deuce

Dropping A Hoopsnake

Dropping A Load

Dropping Science

Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool

Dropping The Mexican Boll Weevil

Dropping The Weights

Evacuate The Building

Exorcise The Demons

Feed The Fish

Feed The Sewer Gators

Feed The Toilet

Feed The Water Gods

Feeding The White Monster

Fertilize The Ferns

Fertilizing The Plants

Fight With Turdzilla

Fill The Bowl

Fire Away

Fire Off A Missile

Foraging For Dungleberries

Free A Bog Crocodile

Full Moon Over Troubled Waters

Fumigate The Bathroom

Get Rid Of Some Lunch

Give Back That Corn

Give Birth To A Black Eel

Give Birth To A Brown Baby Marine

Give Birth To A Politician

Giving Birth

Giving Birth To A San Franciscan Love Child

Giving Birth To The Spineless Brownfish

Giving The Neighbors Some Food For Thought

Go Boom Boom

Go Number Two

Go Phone Elvis

Go Take A Billy

Go Lose Some Weight

Go To The Thinking Room

Go Upstairs And Check

Go Whack

Going For A Dump

Got The Hershey Squirts

Gotta Take A Squirter

Got To Go Bake The Brown Biscuit

Got To Go Put One On The Radar

Green Apple Splatters

Grow A Monkey Tail

Grow A Tail

Hang A Rat

Have A Crap

Have A Mud Baby

Have Some Alone Time

Having A Code Brown (at work)

Having A Food Baby

Heave a Havana

Helping The Groundhog Find His Shadow

Hershey Squirts

I Gotta Heave Ho

Igniting A Rectal Rocket

I’m Going To Go Sit Down

I’m Prairie-Dogging

I’m Touching Cloth

Jettisoning The Alien

Jumpers In The Door

Knit A Brown Sweater

Launch Torpedoes

Lay A Brick

Lay Down Some Spicy Brown

Lay Some Cable

Lay Some Pipe

Leaving A Floater

Lengthen The Spine

Let The Corn Out

Let The Dogs Out

Letting Loose

Letting The Toilet Know Who's Boss


Logging Into The Toilet And Making A Huge Download

Logging Out

Load Your Pants

Lose A Few Pounds

Lose Ten Pounds In One Minute

Losing Some Weight The Quick Way

Lucy Placing A Charlie Brown Kick

Make A Cleveland Steamer

Make A Delivery To American Standard

Make A Donation To The Porcelain God

Make A Food-Rollup

Make A Witches Hat

Make Fudge

Make Some Butt Coffee

Make Some Room

Making A Baby Ruth

Making A Deposit In The Porcelain Bank

Making A Grunt Sculpture

Making Gravy

Making Some Trouser Chili

Melt The Paint

Montezuma's Revenge

Mud Butt Fire Storm

Murder A Brown Snake

My Band’s About To Have An Ep Release

My Poop Is Playing Peek-A-Boo

Nugg Nugg

Numero Dos

Open Up A Can Of Soup

Open Wide For Chunky

Park My Breakfast

Park Your Supper

Paving The Hershey Highway

Pay Homage To Burger King

Pay The Band

Peeling The Wallpaper

Pinch A Grumpy

Pinch One Off

Pinching A Loaf

Pinchin’ A Stink Pickle

Plant Some Corn

Play Craps

Poke Out The Turtles Head

Poopy Doo

Press Coil

Produce A Brown Baby

Pump A Clump Of Dump Out Of My Rump

Punch A Growler

Punish The Toilet

Push Brown

Push Some Putty

Put My Knuckles To The Ground

Put My Thoughts Down On Paper

Putting In My Two Weeks Notice

Read A Book

Recreate Hurricane Katrina

Red Light Flashing

Release A Chocolate Hostage

Release The Beasts

Release The Hounds

Releasing The Chocolate Hostages

Releasing The Kraken

Ring Of Fire

Rob The Bakery

Roll Some Logs

Rolling A Cigar

Rondevous With Last Night Supper

Rumbling Bowels

Saturday Morning Special

Say Goodbye To Mr. Brown

Scatter Bombing

Secret activity #1

See A Man About A Horse

Send A Fax

Send Some Cigars Back To Cuba

Sending A Message To The White House

Serving Up A Poo Poo Platter



Shoot Some Craps

Shooting Out A Sewer Pickle

Sink Submarines


Slide One Out

Somethin's Bump'N Me Undies

Spray-Painting The Porcelain

Squash Out A Fun Log

Squash Out A Yule Log

Squeeze One Out

Squeeze Out A Lincoln

Squeezing Out A Flesh Slurpee

Squirt Juice

Squirt Some Dirt

Stocking The Pond With Brown Trout

Stranglehold On A Darkie

Stretch The Anus

Take A Seat On The Throne

Take The Browns To The Superbowl

Take The Kids For A Swim

Taking A Dump

Taking A Signal 92

Taking A Slam

Taking Bill Cosby’s Kids To The Lake

Taking The Browns To The Superbowl

The Brown Crown

The Brown Is Down

The Three S’s

Thinking Of Your Face

Throw A Wild Deuce In The Pot

Throwing a Curve Ball

Turn On The Sausage Maker

Turtle Head Pokin Out

Turtlin’ it

Twist Out A Nine Coiler

Visit Fortress Of Solitude

Visit The Library

Visit The Throne

Visiting Fonzie’s Office

Visiting The Brown Mound Of Rebound

Visiting The Crapper

Vote For President

Waking Winnie The Pooh

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