Euphemisms For Flatulation

Euphemisms For Flatulation go full circle to describe the act of passing gas without being offensive.

Are you kidding me?

The word should match the end product don't you think?

As kids we witnessed our parents having us pull their finger, blaming the dog, the barking spiders and the duck who got in the way.

Here's an extensive list of safe words to use when this topic comes up and you need to approach it safely.

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7.4 On The Rectum Scale


Acid-Rain Maker

After The Thunder Comes The Rain

Air Bagel

Air Tulip

Airbrush Your Boxers

Anal Audio

Anal Acoustics

Anal Ahem

Anal Salute

Anal Volcano

Answering The Call Of The Wild Burrito

Arse Blast

Ass Blaster


Backdoor Breeze

Backfire

Bad Air

Bad Breeze

Baking Brownies

Barking Spiders

Bean Blower

Beep Your Horn

Belch From Behind

Better Open A Window

Blast The Chair

Blast Off

Blat

Blazing Saddles

Blow Mud

Blow The Big Brown Horn

Blowing A binderfender

Blowing The Butt Bugle

Blowing You A Kiss

Bottom Blast

Bottom Burp

Break The Sound Barrier

Break Wind

Breath Of Fresh Air

Bronx Cheer

Bum Growl

Bun Shaker

Butt Blast

Butt Bleat

Butt Burp

Butt Hair Harmony

Butt Percussion

Butt Trauma

Butt Trumpet

Butt Tuba

Buttock Bassoon


Cackling Colon

Carpet Slipper

Carpet Stainer

Cheek Flapper

Cheesin'

Church Fart

Clean But Itchy

Code Blue

Crack One Off

Crack Splitters

Crop Dusting

Crowd Splitter

Cut A Stinker

Cut Loose

Cut The Cheese

Cut The Wind








Death Breath

Deflate

Did You Hear What That A**hole Said?

Doing The One-Cheek Sneak

Drop A Barking Spider

Drop A Bomb


Eggberter

Eggy

Empty My Tank

Entertaining Emission

Evacuating The Room

Exhaust Gas

Exterminate


Fire A Stink Torpedo

Fire In The Hole

Fire The Retro-Rocket

Firing Scud Missiles

Fizzler

Flame Thrower

Flamer

Flatulate

Flatulence

Float An Air Biscuit

Floof

Fluff

Fluffer-Doodle

Fluffy

Flutter Blast

Fog Horn

Fog Slicer

Fowl Howl

Free-Floating Anal Vapors

Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

Fumigate

Funky Rollers


Gale Force Wind

Gas Master

Gentlemen, Start Your Engines

Ghost Turd

Gravy Pants

Great Brown Cloud


Hailing Emperor Crush

Having A Hallmark Methane

Heinus Anus

Honk

HUMrrhoids

Hydroflatus

Hydrogen Bomb


I Made A Pootie

Insane In The Methane

Invert A Burp


Jockey Burner

Jumper


Kaboom

Kachoo

Kill The Canary

Knicker Knocker

Knicker Ripper


L.B.P. ( Loud But Proud)

L.O.G. (Letting One Go)

Laid An Egg

Launch A Loaf

Lay A Wind Loaf

Leave A Gas Trap

Let A Beefer

Let Each Little Bean Be Heard

Let The Beans Out

Let One Fly

Let One Go

Let One Rip

Light A Match

Lingerer

Lit The Match


Made A Gas Blast

Make A Stink

Mating Call Of The Barking Spider

Matter Splatter

Methane Production Experiment

Mexican Jet Propulsion

Moon Gas

Mud Duck

Musky Turnip

Must Be A Sewer Around


Nose Death


Odor Bubble

Odorama

One-Gun Salute

One Man Jazz Band

One Man Salute


Painting The Elevator

Pant Stainer

Panty Burp

Parp

Party In Your Pants

Pass Gas

Pass Wind

Peeling The Paint Off The Wall

Piffle

Pip

Pipe Rotter

Playing The Trouser Tuba

Pocket Frog

Pocket Thunder

Polish Mating Call

Poof

Poop Gopher

Poot

Pop A Fluffy

Puff, The Magic Dragon

Pull My Finger

Puttputting

Pyroclastic Flow


Quack

Queef

Quiffer


Racing Stripes

Rebuild The Ozone Layer One Poot At A Time

Rectal Honk

Rectal Shout

Rectal Tremor

Release A Squeaker

Rhino Stopper

Rimshot

Ripsnorter

Room Clearer

Rumbler


Salute Your Shorts

Scooter

Scutters

Seismic

Set Off An SBD

Shoot The Cannon

Shot A Bunny

Shower Fart

Singe The Carpet

Singing The Anal Anthem

Sledgehammer

Snickerdoodle

Snickers Blast

Sounded A Little Wet

Sounding The Sphincter Scale

Soup Cooler

Speak To Me, O Wise, Toothless One

Sphincter Song

Sputter

Squeak One Out

Squeeker

Starting A Controlled Burn In My Pants

Steamer

Step On A Duck

Stepped On A Frog

Stink Bomb

Strangling The Stank Monkey

Stress Release

Supersonic


Tail Wind

Tear Jerker

Telegraph From Ft. A-hole To Cmdr. Nostril Announcing The Arrival Of Gen. Shait

The Big Stinky

The Colonic Calliope

The Dog Did It

The F Bomb

The Sound And The Fury

The Toothless One Speaks

Thunder Pants

Toilet Tune

Toot

Toot Your Own Horn

Tooting

Toxic Streamer

Triple Flutter Blast

Trouser Cough

Trouser Trumpet

Tugboat Charlie

Tushie Trumpet


Uncorked Symphony

Under Burp


Wet One

Who Fired That Shot?

Who Smelt It, Dealt It

Whoever Supplied It, Denied It

Wind Breaker

Window Rattler

Windy

Wrong Way Burping


You Done Stank

Your Voice Has Changed, But Your Breath Is Still The Same


Zinger

Zipper

Zump










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