Euphemisms For Fat

I can really relate to this page.

I weighed 150 pounds by the fifth grade.

My mom's voice would always break the silence at the men's clothing store when she would ask, "Where's your husky section?

All people are notorious for coming around the corner with whatever it is they are really thinking...they just won't say it.

The same holds true for dealing with those of US who are fat.

Here are some funny euphemisms for fat that people use.

Put some velvet around your brick before you throw it next time.

These euphemisms would apply to everyone who has landed in
Funny Fat Pictures.





A Few Extra Pounds

Aisle Blocker

Ample

Ballrus

Beached Whale

Big

Big-Boned

Blubbernaught

Bodus Rotundus

Buffet King/Queen

Butterball

Buxom

Chub Scout

Chubby

Chunky

Colossal

Corpulent

Couch Potato

Crisco Kid

Cuddly

Curvy

Enormous

Fluffy

Frumpy

Full bodied

Full-Figured

Generously Proportioned

Gluttinus Maximus

Grand

Gravitationally Challenged

Ground Sloth

Hambeast

Hawg

Healthfully Big

Heavy

Heavyweight Talent

Hefty

Heroically Proportioned

Hippoglottamus

Horizontally Tall

Hoss

House Cow

Husky

Immense

Juggalo

Juicy

Lard Ass

Large

Larger Feminine Form

Mammoth

Matronly

Natural Body Type

No Slenderella

Oversized

Overweight

Plentiful

Gravitationally Challenged

Plump

Plus-Sized

Plush

Pork Beast

Portly

Prime Figure

Queen-Sized

Robust

Rotund

Rotundo The Immense

Rounded Feminine Beauty Ideal

Rubenesque

Stocky

Stout

Sumo Boy

Swamp Donkey

The Sugar Monster

There's More Of Me To Love

Thick

Tuba Luba

Voluptuous

Well-Built

Wide-ish

Zaftig







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