Euphemisms For FatI can really relate to this page.I weighed 150 pounds by the fifth grade. My mom's voice would always break the silence at the men's clothing store when she would ask, "Where's your husky section? All people are notorious for coming around the corner with whatever it is they are really thinking...they just won't say it. The same holds true for dealing with those of US who are fat. Here are some funny euphemisms for fat that people use. Put some velvet around your brick before you throw it next time. These euphemisms would apply to everyone who has landed in Funny Fat Pictures.  A Few Extra Pounds Aisle Blocker Ample Ballrus Beached Whale Big Big-Boned Blubbernaught Bodus Rotundus Buffet King/Queen Butterball Buxom Chub Scout Chubby Chunky Colossal Corpulent Couch Potato Crisco Kid Cuddly Curvy Enormous Fluffy Frumpy Full bodied Full-Figured Generously Proportioned Gluttinus Maximus Grand Gravitationally Challenged Ground Sloth Hambeast Hawg Healthfully Big Heavy Heavyweight Talent Hefty Heroically Proportioned Hippoglottamus Horizontally Tall Hoss House Cow Husky Immense Juggalo Juicy Lard Ass Large Larger Feminine Form Mammoth Matronly Natural Body Type No Slenderella Oversized Overweight Plentiful Gravitationally Challenged Plump Plus-Sized Plush Pork Beast Portly Prime Figure Queen-Sized Robust Rotund Rotundo The Immense Rounded Feminine Beauty Ideal Rubenesque Stocky Stout Sumo Boy Swamp Donkey The Sugar Monster There's More Of Me To Love Thick Tuba Luba Voluptuous Well-Built Wide-ish Zaftig Return from Euphemisms For Fat to Funny Euphemisms
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