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We all have our favorite Church Hymns. There's nothing funny in their titles.....until you use the titles in a different way.

You will most likely get a chuckle if you use the hymn's title to offset one of these professions.



Dentist's Hymn..............................Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn.......................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn..........................The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn............................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn...........................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn.......................Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn.........................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn......................I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn...........................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn......................Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn.........................Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn...........................I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist's Hymn............He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph...................God Will Take Care of You

65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee

85mph...................This World Is Not My Home

95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph..................Precious Memories



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