Christmas Humor

Christmas Humor portrays the most wonderful time of the year from every angle.

It's healthy to laugh at one's own self.

Here's plenty of opportunities to add a few laughs at the expense of others enjoying the holiday.

Enjoy the festivities through jokes, videos, pictures, cartoons and some surprises.

Funny Christmas Cartoons

Here's a large collection of
Funny Christmas Cartoons.

Funny Christmas Videos

Mr. Bean Conducts

Get loads of laughs be viewing some
Funny Christmas Videos.

Political Christmas Videos

See how animated some of our favorite Washington, D.C. residents can be at Christmas. See them in action by visiting:
Political Christmas Videos.

Funny Santa Pictures

See several sides of Santa you may have missed by viewing
Funny Santa Pictures.

Funny Santa Cartoons

This Big Guy needs some respect! Get a quick laugh by vising the collection of:
Funny Santa Cartoons.

Santa Jokes

Santa and his reindeer landed on the top of an outhouse. As they skidded to a halt you could hear Santa holler out, "I SAID THE SCHMIDT HOUSE!"

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?

Santa Klutz!

Add to your stash of Santa Jokes by going to:
Santa Jokes.

Everyone Loves Santa???

Let's hurry and take our little one to see Santa. See the longlasting effect he has on these kids by viewing:
Everyone Loves Santa???.

Funny Humorous Christmas Songs

Hear some and sing-along with a few by going to:
Funny Humorous Christmas Songs.

Funny Christmas Jokes

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian."

After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they celebrated Christmas.

When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your family didn't celebrate Christmas."

Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around the cash register singing, 'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'"

There's some real gems hidden in:
Funny Christmas Jokes.

Versions of Twas The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Christmas Italian Style

Twas the night before Christmas,

Da whole house was mella,

Not a creature was stirrin',

Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof

I heard somethin' pound,

I sprung to da window,

To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my

Wanderin' eyes should appear,

But da Don of all elfs,

And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair,

And a silk red suit,

don Christopher wuz here,

And he brought da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts,

And a yank on dare manes,

He cursed and he shouted,

And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,

Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,

Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,

Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun

And hid by da bed,

He flew troo da winda

And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'

Pullin' a gun on da Don?

Now all you're gettin' is coal,

You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga

Right unda my nose,

He twisted his pinky ring,

And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,

Obscenities screamin',

Away dey all flew,

Before he troo dem a beatin'.

Den I heard him yell out,

What I did least expect,

"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,

And yous better show some respect!"

Get several versions of this Christmas Classic by going to:
Versions of Twas The Night Before Christmas.

100 Ways to Annoy People at Walmart

Hide in the clothing racks. When someone starts searching through the clothes, jump up, saying, "Pick me!!!"

Walk up to an employee and in an official tone of voice say "We've got a code 3 in House wares". See what happens.

When a someone gives an announcement, assume a fetal position and start screaming, "No, no! not the voices again!".

There are 97 more things for you to try at:
100 Ways to Annoy People At Walmart.

Merry Christmas Around The World

Eskimo - Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo

Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha / Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shana Tova

Russian - Pozdrevly ayu sprazdnikom Rozhdestva Khristova is Novim Godom

You'll need this page if you're traveling all over the world for Christmas this year. Get the full list at:
Merry Christmas Around The World.

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