Bathroom Gag Gifts

Dave's Favorite Bathroom Gag Gifts

Almost everybody has been given some sort of funny thing for their bathroom. Not only does it help you, the resident, pass the time in the bathroom, but it entertains all your guests. Here's some of my favorites...to use and to give as gifts.




Golf Toilet Paper

Do you eat, sleep, and live golf?

Then why not wipe with this fantastic roll of Golf Toilet Paper?

19th Hole! Hilarious Golf Toilet Paper featuring funny golf quotes and cartoon illustrations.

Place a roll in your own bathroom and you'll have them laughing in the john.

Makes a great golf gag gift! Attractively gift boxed.

Give some Golf Toilet Paper. to your best golfing buddy.

Talking Toilet Paper

Having guests over?

Why not leave them a surprising little message…in your bathroom!

This fabulous Talking Toilet Paper replaces your old toilet paper holder and allows you to record your own messages into it that are played when someone pulls on the toilet paper.

Simply turn on the unit and press the record button to record up to 6 seconds of sound - so you can remind your guests to put the seat back down...or even use the spray!

Requires 2 AAA batteries.

Be heard, let your guests hear your wishes when they experience your Talking Toilet Paper.

1040 IRS Funny Toilet Paper

Does it pain you to fill out a tax form each year?

Does knowing that the IRS takes a large chunk of your salary give you the runs?

This product isn't deductible, but it'll sure make you feel better.

A collage of the 1040 IRS Form is printed throughout the whole roll!

Behind on your taxes...or taxes on your behind.

Make a statement to the IRS about how you really feel about them.

IRS Funny Toilet Paper.





The Toilet Monster

Your wife will never yell at you about leaving the seat up again!

This Toilet Monster is shocking and funny!

He attaches to the inside of the toilet bowl by suction cups.

As the unsuspecting person goes to use the bathroom, they'll scream as they lift the lid and are greeted by the Toilet Monster!

Not recommended for the elderly or those with a weak heart!

Surprise a guest or a repairman with The Toilet Monster.

The Toilet Screamer

Surprise your family, friends, and coworkers with the Toilet Screamer!

This little device turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into one they'll never forget.

When they lift up the lid to the toilet, it lets out a frightening scream!

And even though it is called the "Toilet" Screamer, don't think the fun has to end there!

You can use the Toilet Screamer to get a rise out of people just about anywhere!

Place it in a co-worker's desk drawer, or in your little sister's jewelry box for screaming fun everywhere.

Wake up any of your family and friends with The Toilet Screamer.

Weener Cleaner Soap

Weener Kleener Soap solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a "hole" new dimension of pleasure and fun to your shower or bath.

Just a few quick "strokes" of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages.

It's good "clean fun" for couples, too!

"Large or small or inbetweener, Nothing beats a Cleaner Weener.

Anybody over 50 will need a Weener Cleaner Soap.

The Toilet Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take.

The hand painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover, and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.

You can even have your mug custom printed.

Freak them out when they see you drinking out of your Toilet Mug.

Revenge Toilet Paper

It looks just like real toilet paper!

Just substitute this roll, the "victim" can not tear it, or rip it!

One of the funniest pranks!

They will be screaming from the stall!

Great for offices, colleges, or just when you want to play a prank on a houseguest!

Choose your target and get even with some Revenge Toilet Paper.

Hookline and Stinker Fishing Game

Put down the magazines and pick up the fishing pole with this hilarious fishing game!

Hook Line and Stinker is the game that lets you fish while you're sitting on the potty.

Try to catch and reel in your fish - but be careful - any sudden movements (bowel or otherwise) and you may lose him!

Each game includes a fishing pole, a vinyl lake, three colored fish, and a Gone Fishin/Do Not Disturb sign for the door.

A great gift item for an avid fisherman!

A whole new dimension to time in the bathroom has been created with the Hookline and Stinker Fishing Game.

Pee-On Customized Urinal Cake Kit

Did you lose a bet because your favorite team choked in the finals?

Having trouble with some newly installed software?

Do you have to deal with a back-stabbing co-worker?

Are you working for an unappreciative, demanding boss?

Don't get pissed - turn them into Pee-Ons!

You decide who gets the Pee-On treatment with this customizable Urinal screen kit.

It's easy to make and it's great fun for the office!

While the boss is sitting in his personal bathroom, he'll never know the rest of the employees are soaking his forehead in their bathroom.

Is it someone's birthday? Nothing says "You're Another Year Older" like a Golden Shower from your fellow coworkers.

You decide who will get the treatment when you have a
Pee-On Customizable Urinal Screen Kit.

The Toilet Bank

Drop a deposit into this bank and you'll be flushing money down the toilet.

Literally! This bank looks just like your favorite seat in the house and makes an authentic "flushing" noise when you flush the handle.

Lots of fun and laughs!

The Toilet Bank measures 5.5" Wide and 6.75" High.

Make a deposit when you make a deposit with your Toilet Bank.


For those of you that can’t wait until 2012, here’s a must-have for you.

At least once a day or week, you get the satisfaction of having your say about the way things are going.

If you can’t email your Senator or personally attend a tea party, we’ve got you covered. Take a swipe at today's leadership. Nobody is too busy to use this.

Use Barack Obama Toilet Paper daily and have the satisfaction of pretending you were heard.

Toilet Clock

You have been sitting on the toilet trying to pass a giant Mexican-food meal for what seems like hours now.

Lose track of the time?

Well, you wouldn't if you had this helpful Toilet Clock in your bathroom!

This silly clock is shaped like a toilet and even flushes every hour on the hour, so you will know exactly how many hours you have suffered trying to birth your burrito barrage.

The clock measures 9.5" x 9" x 2" and runs on 4 AA batteries (not included).

Get in and out in record time with a Toilet Clock

Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper

Turn House Speaker Nancy Pelosi into a bigger joke than she is already!

She confronted the CIA about torture, and now you can torture her image with golden showers!

Her face is printed throughout the whole roll!

Use this and enjoy now...2012 is coming and this product may become exstink.

She then will be assigned a more appropriate role as Speaker of the Outhouse.

Somehow the phrase "Let's Roll" can be related to
Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper

Nose Gel Dispenser

The Nose Gel Dispenser is a great way to gross everyone out!

Fill the contraption up with your favorite shower gel and suction the squishy nose to the wall in your shower and bathe away!

The shower gel is dispensed out of the right nostril only.

If there's a vote on this gag gift, the nose have it.

Install a Nose Gel Dispenser in your shower.

Osama Bin Laden Toilet Paper

While the US Government tries to wipe out terrorism, you can wipe your butt on the most notorious terrorist - Osama Bin Laden!

Drop your own smart, I mean fart bomb on this wanted fugitive.

His face is printed throughout the whole roll.

A dollar from every purchase will be donated to the Wiping Al'Queda Off the Map Fund.

Support Our Troops by purchasing several rolls of

Osama Bin Laden Toilet Paper.

Additional rolls will be sent to you every other month. Return the ones you don't want to keep.

Future rolls will feature other Al'Queda celebrities such as:

  • Bin There Before
  • Bin There, Done That
  • Bin an Jerry's
  • Bin Busy
  • Bin Meaning To


  • George Bush Toilet Paper

    Sure, he is no longer in the office, but he can still be the butt of your jokes.

    And what better way to get President Bush closer to your butt than with this funny George Bush Toilet Paper!

    Each square of TP has George's smiling face on it, complete with an intelligent GW quote underneath, like "They misunderestimated me," or "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

    Good ole W.

    Keep a roll of George W. Bush Toilet Paper close by for that special friend.

    What's Your Poo Telling You Book

    Look Before You Flush!

    Like a snowflake, each poo is wonderfully unique. But what does it mean?

    This tell-all tribute to poo demystifies the inner workings of the digestive tract & explains your health by what you see in the bowl with straightforward, illustrated & hysterically funny descriptions of dozens of dookies.

    What's Your Poo Telling You Book

    How Do You Light A Fart Book

    Ultimate Guide To "Guy" Science... Fireworks, Burps, Farts & More!

    If you're a real man, you get a kick out of things that go boom, catch fire and smell really, really bad.

    What you might not know is that science is what makes it all happen.

    Find the answers to the craziest questions like "Why do kegs float?", "How do you hotwire a car?" and more.

    The Perfect Bathroom Companion.

    How Do You Light A Fart Book

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