April Fools Office Jokes
April Fools Office Jokes gives you a few ideas on how to get that favorite targeted person at work. These are so good, that you might want to use them all throughout the year.
For some reason, and I don't know why, I seem to always be on the receiving end of April Fools Office Jokes and all others for that matter.
A few years ago I left my car in the parking lot and rode with a friend to another job site. The manager of the store called me asking if I could move my car since they were paving the parking lot that day. Realizing the date was April 1
I told him I would be right over. He wasn't going to get this over on me. After 2 more phone calls I thought I better check this one out. Good thing too; they were getting ready to tow me so the paving company could get its job done. Gulp!
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Tape magnets to the bottom of an empty coffee cup, and attach it to the top of your car. Laugh at all the people who frantically try to get your attention as you drive by.
Set the victim’s alarm clock for the middle of the night and hide it somewhere in the room where they will have to get up and scramble around to turn it off. (This works even better if you sneak in after they go to sleep and unscrew the light bulb in their lamp. Then they’ll have to search for the clock in the dark!)
When your victim sees the fake bumpersticker you put on their car
will they be embarrassed.
Do the Splits
Find a scrap of cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants.
Offer to make a sandwich for the victim. But don’t remove the wrapper from the slice of cheese. When they bite down they’ll get a chewy surprise.
Carefully place small water balloons in the toe your victim’s shoes. They’ll get a wet surprise! (Be sure to only do this on inexpensive shoes.)
Before you begin, practice the following trick: place a coin on your head, hold your arms straight out to your sides, and drop the coin into a funnel that is inserted into the beltline of your pants. Once you can do this well, find the victim and tell him you learned a trick that is very difficult to master. Perform the trick. Most likely the victim will ask to try it themselves. Right before they drop the coin, take a glass of ice-cold water that you have placed nearby and pour it into the funnel.
Take a few pages from the inside of last week’s newspaper, and substitute them for today’s issue. (Sports pages work great, or comics—whatever is the victim’s favorite section!).
Don't Cry Over Spilled Beer
Tell a friend that you know a great trick. Put your hand palm-down on the table and balance a full glass of beer (or any liquid) on the back of your hand. Bet your friend that they can’t balance a glass on both hands at once (with your help to put them in place). As soon as you have the glasses balanced, stand up and walk out. They will be trapped and will have to spill the beers to escape.
Got It Covered
While at the beach: wait for your victim to leave for a few minutes. Then pick up their towel, dig a hole and cover it with the towel. When they get back they will “fall” for your trick.
Can’t See Myself,
If the person you are pranking uses a small wall mirror, take a picture facing directly away from the mirror. Crop it on your computer to exactly the same thing you would see in the mirror. Print it out on a large piece of paper, and then tape it to the mirror. Watch as the person franticly tries to see themselves.
Take all the cereal in the house, remove the plastic bags from the boxes, and switch them around. When the victim tries to eat breakfast they will do a double-take when the wrong cereal pours out.
Put a note on your victim’s car that says “Sorry about the dent. Call me so we can swap insurance information.” Include a fake name and phone number. Be sure to hide nearby so you can watch them search in vain for the “dent.”
Test Their Patience
For a college or high school student: right before class, as you are walking into the classroom, ask one of your classmates if they are “ready for the test today?” This will work best if you have another friend who confirms that there is indeed a test that day.
Perfect trick for fooling your kids! Simply tell them that today is March 32nd, so they should get ready to play some fun pranks “tomorrow on April 1st.” If you can trick them for the whole day, then surprise them with an “APRIL FOOL’S” and let them know they missed the whole day.
Add some yellow food coloring to water, and sprinkle it liberally all over the toilet seat and on the floor around the toilet. The victim will think someone has terrible aim!
Put Orajel on your victim’s toothbrush! Their whole mouth will go numb and they won’t know why!
Make some “delicious” caramel apples. But trick your victim by substituting an onion for their apple!
Boy Is It Heavy!
Glue the shampoo bottle to the shower shelf (use clear caulk on a surface that can be scraped without being damaged).
Attach a mask to a string and hang it at eye level from the door jamb of your victim’s room. When they open their door they’ll get a frightening surprise!
Stuck in a Cup
If your family members or roommates keep their toothbrushes in a cup, fill the cup with water, put in the toothbrushes (except yours of course), and place in the freezer overnight. In the morning put the cut back into the bathroom. Their toothbrushes will be trapped!
Open Open Open
Use superglue to glue the top of a bottle of shampoo to the bottle. Make sure it is the only shampoo in the shower. Your victim will go nuts trying to open it up!
Coming or Going
Use a computer to print out some signs that say “PUSH” and “PULL.” Go to a local store and paste them on the door (on the wrong sides of course!). Then stay nearby and watch the confusion!
Why Am I So Sleepy?
This prank will only work if your victim wakes up when it’s still dark. While the victim is asleep, reset all the clocks to two hours earlier, and set the alarm to ring two hours early also. Let them get completely ready for work before you let them in on the prank.
Juice Hi Jinks
Make some Jello in clear glasses. Then offer the “juice” to your victim and watch their surprise when they try to take a drink.
Tell your victim that you are going to show them a magic trick. Show them a plastic cup and ask them to give you a quarter. Place the quarter in the cup (note: the quarter is just to fool them into thinking it's a magic trick). Then climb on a chair and put the cup on the ceiling (with the rim touching the ceiling). Take a broom and put it on the bottom of the cup to hold it in place. Ask the victim to hold the broom for a minute while you climb down from the chair. Then grab the chair and leave the room… leaving them stuck with no way to get free.
Wrap your victim’s car thoroughly in plastic wrap. (If possible, use a hair dryer on the ends to make to even harder to unravel!)
After they fall asleep, change the settings on their alarm clock to wake them up to really loud music (rap, heavy metal, or whatever music they hate the most). This works even better if you put tape over the “OFF” button and volume wheel so they can’t turn it off.
Gained a Few
Buy a pack of underwear that matches those that the victim usually wears, but make sure they are one or two sizes too small. Wash them a few times so they don’t look new. When the victim puts them on April 1st, they will think they’ve put on a few too many pounds.
Put your hand in water, then go up behind the victim and pretend to sneeze. At the same time you sneeze, flick your hand so that water sprays on them. They will be disgusted and think you just sneezed all over them.
Put a rubber fishing worm into the victim’s food and watch their surprise when they bite into the tasty morsel.
Piece of Cake
Take a round car-washing sponge, or a piece of craft foam, and decorate it with cake frosting, sprinkles, etc. Then try not to laugh when the victim struggles to cut themselves some cake.
Some of the best April Fool's pranks take a bit of pre-planning. Buy a lottery ticket and give it to the victim on March 31. The next day go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the WINNING numbers from the day before. Put this ticket in the place of the ticket from the day before. Wait for them to check the numbers in the paper. They probably won’t notice the different date, and will think they just became a millionaire!
Accidentally On Purpose
Did someone you know leave out an important paper, project, homework, etc.? Then you have a perfect opportunity for a fun prank! Just take some paper that looks somewhat similar to their project. Set their real project aside, and spill a drink or something messy all over the fake project. Say "Oh My God!" and pretend to apologize. They’ll have a major anxiety attack until you surprise them with “April Fool’s!”
Put a few drops of green food coloring in the milk to make it look as if it has soured. When someone pours it in the morning, they will think it has gone bad.
Sky Is Falling
Recruit a friend to help you with this prank. While the victim is sleeping, and it is still dark in the room, hold a white bed-sheet above them. Then suddenly awaken them, and release the sheet, or pull it down, so that it would seem as if the ceiling is falling! Make sure that the victim is looking straight up.
Tug of War
This prank can be pulled on two victims who have bedroom doors directly across the hall from each other (dorms usually work well for this). Use a rope to tie both door knobs to each other, with just enough slack to allow one door to open a crack. Then knock loudly on both doors at the same time. The victims will end up in a tug of war trying to get out.
Find a spool of thread that matches your shirt and hide it in your pocket. Leave a length of thread hanging out. Your victim will see it and try to pull it out. It will keep coming and coming!
Attach an old leash to the back bumper of the victim’s car. Attach a collar to the leash so it drags on the ground. If you want you can put the collar around a stuffed animal. Hopefully, you can ride along and watch the reaction of the other drivers on the road!
Scoop about an inch of deodorant from the top of the victim’s stick deodorant. Then take a slice of cream cheese and carefully insert it into the deodorant container, sculpting it so it looks like deodorant. Put the top back on and wait for the fun!
Buy a package of “hair extensions” that match the victim’s hair. (Inexpensive ones can usually be found in the hair accessory section of a drug store or grocery store.) Snip some strands about the length of the victim's real hair and spread it around on their pillow while they are asleep. They will wake up to a real fright!
Remove the dining room table and hide it somewhere. Take the tablecloth and other items that were on the table and arrange them on the floor in the exact position they were in originally.
Coat a bar of soap with clear nail polish and let it dry. Then put it into the shower ... your victim will go crazy trying to get some lather!
Bugged by Bugs
Have a friend or family member who is spooked by cockroaches? Then play a prank on them by making some oval-shaped black pieces of paper and placing them all over the bathroom. Then wait for the screams when they go in and turn on the light!
Don't Touch the Mushrooms
Buy some fresh mushrooms and paint them bright red. “Plant” them in the grass of the victim’s yard. They’ll be shocked when they find “poisonous” mushrooms popping in their yard.
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