Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods

OK...who are they kidding?

These actual label instructions on consumer goods have warnings intended for idiots.

How many people have ever dried their hair with a blower when they were asleep?

Who would have guessed that a packet of peanuts would warn us that nuts were inside.?

And why would a sleep aid cause drowsiness?

Read your label instructions carefully from now on.

Nobody can afford a mistake.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a child's superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.