Here's where I'm releasing the secret to everything I do. Over the years I've learned that people laugh harder and longer when you feed the ears and eyes together! I've seen 80-year olds sitting with their grandkids and there's no difference in the way they all respond to this material.


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Now for a reality check. Some people will not laugh at anything. They can't be forced and must have decided to go through life with pickle-juice breath on their lips. The doctor that performed my last colonoscopy was that way. He must be greatly influenced by his job. His personality matches his profession very closely.

I get tons of emails with funny stuff in them. I've started building pages for those folks who want one. Check YOUR Pages, if you might want to be on this site with your personal page.

OK.....the gate is unlocked.....enter in at your own pace and stay as long as you like. Let me hear from you if you were able to use some of this stuff.

I'm totally convinced that YOU CAN BE FUNNY!

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Gag Gifts Dave has done the legwork for you. Gag Gifts catagorizes the many types of gag gifts you may need for the friend who has everything.

Clips of Funny Videos Clips of Funny Videos are a warehouse of funny videos featuring animals, the police, commercials, kids, babies, etc.

Short Hilarious Jokes Short Hilarious Jokes is a collection of Jokes from all genres. Any group you need to target can most likely be found here.

Musician Jokes Musician Jokes poke fun at anyone and everyone who sings, plays or bangs. Shy personalities beware.

Funny Pictures Funny Pictures make the attempt to capture a person, an animal, an event, a celebrity, etc. in a perfectly timed snapshot.

Funny Signs Funny Signs are everywhere. Are they supposed to direct, warn, inform or entertain us? These signs are definitely funny.

Funny Newspaper Headlines Funny Newspaper Headlines is a collection of ridiculous headlines from Jay Leno to my local newspaper. People love being shown these.

Funny Cartoons Funny Cartoons take jabs at our current and past President, our political scene, professions, animals, sports and life's challenges.

Funny Names Funny Names list names that are funny from "married names", "names in the phone book", "pet names" and much more.

Funny Songs You can hear funny songs everyday on the radio, tv commercials, and special programs. Listed here are many titles in many catagories for you to choose from.

Funny Stories Funny Stories will get laughs 100% of the time. Here is a large sampling of stories in many categories. I was present when many of these happened..

Funny Questions Funny Questions reveal that which is stupid, the obvious and the obscure.

Funny Words Funny Words not only enable you to expand your vocabulary, but will give you mastery of the "Southern" language. Add oxymorons and euphemisms into your arsenal.

Funny Books Funny Books highlights the covers of many great books we wish were truly available. They need to be written by somebody.

Funny Lists Funny Lists is a hub containing records and ideas on just about anything. The only list not to be worked into this collection is the S... List.

Funny Sayings If you weren't raised in the South, these funny sayings might fly over your head. This page should come in handy if you're going to visit the South or need to converse with someone from the South.

Funny Pranks Funny Pranks tell and show you how to pull some of the funniest pranks on the planet.

Funny Cards Funny Cards highlights some great sites to get free printable cards, funny e-cards, funny paper cards and many more.

Funny Quotations Funny Quotations provide lots of proof that the brain was turned off while the mouth was turned on. Enjoy these quotes from many colorful characters in many categories.

Funny Bumperstickers Funny Bumperstickers is a gallery multiple catagories of bumperstickers with an attitude.

Funny Puns Here's quite a list of some funny puns. You can use these anytime you need to speak in front of any group.

Group Games These group games are unique, will force you to think, and provide lots of fun for any group.

Barack Obama WARNING: Enter at your own risk. Material in this section may be found repulsive to liberals. You must certify you are at least 18 years of age and carry a Republican Voter Registration Card.

The Celebrities Showcase This hub contains several galleries of some of our favorite stars. We get to see them all dolled-up and without any makeup.

The Lost Art of Proofreading The Lost Art of Proofreading entertains us with newpaper, magazine and other titles that were written by people in a hurry, never finished the 5th grade, or so stupid to realize what they just wrote.

Very Funny Ads Very Funny Ads seen in newspapers, magazines and television. Need a copyrighting job, you can apply at any of these offices.

Bumperstickers For Seniors Bumperstickers For Seniors will be found on the vehicle of someone who is young at heart and willing to poke fun at themself as they become a Senior member of society.

Useless Trivia Useless trivia is full of facts that will amaze us, but does nothing for us. I'm impressed that somebody was probably paid to research all this stuff.

Old People Birthday Jokes Old People Birthday Jokes not only give you something to use and laugh with, but are words of wisdom as well.

Church Funnies Church Funnies highlight many of the things that turn out not exactly as they were intended. Sources are bulletins, signs and things said from the pulpit.

Annoy People We annoy people all the time; we just may not be aware of it. Here are some great ideas that will annoy people.

What Makes People Happy What Makes People Happy is a small checklist of things we all need in our basket to help us become or maintain a state of happiness.

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About Me It will all make more sense when you read About Me. Enjoy your visit to my site.

Sitemap Sitemap will allow you to find anything you're looking for at a glance.

Contact Me Contact Me is the form that gets your messages directly to me.

Your Pages Your Pages was built just for you. You've got videos, jokes, cartoons, pictures, etc. that we must see. Send your funny stuff in and let's build your page.

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Funny Country Songs The majority of ridiculous song titles are housed in funny country songs. Some of these are hilarious.

Dumb Blonde Videos Dumb Blonde Videos give credit where it's due. These blondes have a unique way of doing things.

Sayings Describing Ugly This page beats around the bush somewhat with its sayings describing ugly. We've all heard these....maybe even used some of them for our friends of choice.

Funny Bud Light Commercials Budweiser seems to produce some of the best commercials for the Super Bowl and general on-air viewing. Here are some of the best ones.

Before They Became Famous Here are lots of very funny pictures of folks before they became famous. How many would you identify correctly?

Before They Became Famous Answers See how you did. Here are the names matching the picture.

Why Women Stay Single When you see these pictures it will be perfectly clear why women choose to stay single.

Funny Police Excuses Here are some funny police excuses you may need to have in your back pocket for the next time you're pulled over.

Funny Oxymorons Funny Oxymorons highlight the words we use everyday to contradict ourself. Good Used Car is a common one.

George Carlin Quotes George Carlin had a realy unique way of looking at everything. Here's a ton of this famous comedian's best quotes.

Euphemisms For Death It's hard to announce or deal with someone's death. That's where Euphemisms For Death come in handy.

Fixed It Myself Many people have the gift of knowing how things work and how to repair them. Fixed It Myself proves these people need a little more practice, savvy. and common sense.

Dictionary Of Today's Words Know what our young people are really saying. Discover their hidden language in the Dictionary of Today's Words.

Sax Jokes Sax Jokes spill all the beans about the specialty of being a sax player. All musicians have their own set of bags they carry around with them.

Funny "How-To" Books I've almost proven that a book has been written or thought about on how to do almost anything. Here's some samples.

Signs You're Having A Bad Day You felt it, you suspected it. Here are some signs you're having a bad day.