In Loving Memory
Dave is still very much alive today... He is in these pages, written on every line. It is through laughter that he lives. I hope you enjoy getting to know Dave the way his friends and family were blessed enough to experience. He was truly one of a kind.
Hi, I'm Dave. Being funny is almost as important to me as knowing my car keys are in my pocket.
We average laughing 14 times a day. Hopefully, this site will assist you in getting your daily quota.
This site was compiled from 20 years worth of material that had been used to entertain all sorts of groups. The purpose of this site was to create a resource pool for anyone needing material so they could entertain their group.
I've found that people tend to laugh harder and stay with you longer when you feed their eyes and ears at the same time. Your job is to know the material so well, you can stay ahead of them by just a couple of seconds.
Funny Videos are always a big hit. There are over 30 categories to choose from. Most are quick, funny and to the point. Here's a sample of one used in our Christmas section.
Funny Jokes are something you will always need. The many categories of jokes included in this site are: Halloween, Musician, Obama, Master of Ceremonies, Fat, Italian, Turning 40, Old People, April Fools, Wedding, Blonde, Christmas, Redneck, Teacher, Santa, Thanksgiving, One-liners, Doctor, Lawyer, Little Johnny, Cop, Knock Knock, Childrens, Valentine's Day, Christian.
Funny Pictures has under one roof almost anything you can imagine.
Included in this large gallery are celebrities, animals, politicians, kids, babies, cars, jobs, etc.
I can't figure out if the proofreaders think we all have a 6th grade education, or if they only have a 6th grade diploma.
You'll get plenty of laughs when you see just what these people will write and say.
Funny Signs is a large collection of every kind of sign you would want to read.
But, these signs are slightly different.
Some make no sense. Some are past the point of being redundant. Others are just amusing.
Enjoy this collection. You'll get good mileage from this one.
Holiday Humor delivers lots of funny stuff targeting Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years and it will grow as well.
In these pages, you'll find cartoons, jokes, videos, funny pictures, trivia and stories for you to use during the holidays.
Church Funnies could be considered to be the highlight reel for those little things that go wrong in a service where everything is supposed to go right.
Here's a funny look at the things we do to make church work.
It's only fair that I draw attention to this disclaimer about being funny.
Some people will never laugh at anything...at anytime.
Don't let this type person shut you down. It could be a measurement of the level of peace they have achieved.
Or...sometimes a personality and occupation are joined at the hip. I was made aware of this when I had my first colonoscopy.
You can hear funny songs everyday on the radio, tv commercials, and special programs. Listed here are many titles in many catagories for you to choose from.
Funny Words not only enable you to expand your vocabulary, but will give you mastery of the "Southern" language. Add oxymorons and euphemisms into your arsenal.
If you weren't raised in the South, these funny sayings might fly over your head. This page should come in handy if you're going to visit the South or need to converse with someone from the South.
Funny Quotations provide lots of proof that the brain was turned off while the mouth was turned on. Enjoy these quotes from many colorful characters in many categories.
WARNING: Enter at your own risk. Material in this section may be found repulsive to liberals. You must certify you are at least 18 years of age and carry a Republican Voter Registration Card.
The Lost Art of Proofreading entertains us with newpaper, magazine and other titles that were written by people in a hurry, never finished the 5th grade, or so stupid to realize what they just wrote.
Bumperstickers For Seniors will be found on the vehicle of someone who is young at heart and willing to poke fun at themself as they become a Senior member of society.
Church Funnies highlight many of the things that turn out not exactly as they were intended. Sources are bulletins, signs and things said from the pulpit.
Your Pages was built just for you. You've got videos, jokes, cartoons, pictures, etc. that we must see. Send your funny stuff in and let's build your page.
This page beats around the bush somewhat with its sayings describing ugly. We've all heard these....maybe even used some of them for our friends of choice.
Many people have the gift of knowing how things work and how to repair them. Fixed It Myself proves these people need a little more practice, savvy. and common sense.
It's only fair that I draw attention to this disclaimer about being funny.
